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Originally posted by Gottschalk
Cannibal haiku?
I heard of one who threw up
His hands in disgust.
A long time, ally
Since we fought upon the Steppes
How fairs Acquitaine?

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Originally posted by Starrman
A long time, ally
Since we fought upon the Steppes
How fairs Acquitaine?
Ah, Castile, hello!
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
I miss King Freddy.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I did not smoke it,
And it was not salvia.
I'd like to try, though.
Ah. Confused I was
and like Yoda I construct
all my sentences.

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Have Faith in the pod!
I come leading a great many
faith cetaceans.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Have Faith in the pod!
I come leading a great many
faith cetaceans.
Whale Father be praised!
My faith was getting weaker,
But now it's restored.

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Just got home from work.
Did anything fun happen?
Or just the same old?

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yesterday you know
i had some head surgery.
now my left ear bleeds.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Wisdom tooth removed.
It starts to hurt badly now.
I need some more ice.
All wisdom gone now?
What will the forums do now?
(do you need a straw?)

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A cat on my lap --
but I have so much work to
do! But not right now ...

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Wisdom tooth removed.
It starts to hurt badly now.
I need some more ice.
i hope you bit them -
patients should exact revenge.
a tooth for a tooth.

i was under the knife too.
i don't need ice: i need gin.

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Originally posted by reader1107
A cat on my lap --
but I have so much work to
do! But not right now ...
better on your lap
than walking across keyboard.
mine like to do that.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i hope you bit them -
patients should exact revenge.
a tooth for a tooth.

i was under the knife too.
i don't need ice: i need gin.
Officer - the knife!
Please put it down now - relax!
Here - a double gin

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Originally posted by RookRAK
better on your lap
than walking across keyboard.
mine like to do that.
Mine do that also
and on the piano too
(at midnight - not good)

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Originally posted by orangutan
Mine do that also
and on the piano too
(at midnight - not good)
That makes me happy
I don't own a piano,
as I have four cats.

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Originally posted by reader1107
A cat on my lap --
but I have so much work to
do! But not right now ...
is my avatar
bothering you much reader
I can go change it ...

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