Haiku

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
good luck with cycling.
every single time i try,
i get a puncture.

I cycle each day.
My wife might have to also
if the car won't fix

How to get all the shopping
balance on a bicycle?

Originally posted by orangutan
I cycle each day.
My wife might have to also
if the car won't fix

How to get all the shopping
balance on a bicycle?

Bicycle shopping?
Get a bicycle trailer!
That's one solved problem.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Bicycle shopping?
Get a bicycle trailer!
That's one solved problem.

I think I'll get them
to deliver the shopping
too tired otherwise

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
good luck with cycling.
every single time i try,
i get a puncture.

It happened to me!
half a mile from home - and 'pop'
big pot-hole - tyre - pfft

Cycle shoes have rigid soles
Walking home was not easy.

Originally posted by orangutan
It happened to me!
half a mile from home - and 'pop'
big pot-hole - tyre - pfft

Cycle shoes have rigid soles
Walking home was not easy.

I am sorry about that.
I wish it never happened to you
So you would not create

such an art work to put this
great effort of yours in here.!



p.s. I love haikus. It's my life.

Originally posted by orangutan
It happened to me!
half a mile from home - and 'pop'
big pot-hole - tyre - pfft

Cycle shoes have rigid soles
Walking home was not easy.

sorry to hear this -
i hope i did not jinx you.
a folding bike helps...

Originally posted by GinoJ
p.s. I love haikus. It's my life.

and three edits too!
so much effort, dear gino,
yet still quite useless.

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
sorry to hear this -
i hope i did not jinx you.
a folding bike helps...

You did not jinx me
No punctures today (so far).
My bike does not fold

I might get this one
be handy for the spare wheels
(might need a ladder)

http://www.geocities.com/rcgilmore3/3PennyFarthing.jpg

edit : this one too
http://www.geocities.com/rcgilmore3/4_wheel_bike.jpg

Originally posted by orangutan
You did not jinx me
No punctures today (so far).
My bike does not fold

I might get this one
be handy for the spare wheels
(might need a ladder)

http://www.geocities.com/rcgilmore3/3PennyFarthing.jpg

edit : this one too
http://www.geocities.com/rcgilmore3/4_wheel_bike.jpg

those pages have temp-
orarily exceeded
their data transfer

limits. it's not a very
poetic thing to happen.

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
those pages have temp-
orarily exceeded
their data transfer

limits. it's not a very
poetic thing to happen.

very annoying
They were some weird bicycles ....
I hope they come back

----

So ... how is your ear?
Does the bubbling continue?
I had eye probs once.

They gave me eye drops
to dilate just one pupil ...
no sight for a week!

Top tip - don't get ill
And if you have to get ill -
then make it simple.

Originally posted by orangutan
very annoying
They were some weird bicycles ....
I hope they come back

----

So ... how is your ear?
Does the bubbling continue?
I had eye probs once.

They gave me eye drops
to dilate just one pupil ...
no sight for a week!

Top tip - don't get ill
And if you have to get ill -
then make it simple.

a penny farthing
i can easily picture,
not the four-wheeler.

i remain deaf, thanks,
but the bubbling's less frequent.
bubbles are trubble.

i must wait two weeks
before i see the doctors.
then i will know all.

***

i once paid a man
to fire lasers at my eyes.
a risky process.

as a musician,
i took more care of my ears.
i wrapped them up warm.

now, in silence, i see all.
poetic justice, i guess.

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
a penny farthing
i can easily picture,
not the four-wheeler.

i remain deaf, thanks,
but the bubbling's less frequent.
bubbles are trubble.

i must wait two weeks
before i see the doctors.
then i will know all.

***

i once paid a man
to fire lasers at my eyes.
a risky process.

as a musician,
i took more care of my ears.
i wrapped them up warm.

now, in silence, i see all.
poetic justice, i guess.

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was the penny farthing ...

{ __-
()_()
() ()

Was the four wheeler ....
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Laser sight and ears
that have had some surgery ...
(... puncture was easy)

(I should not complain)
I wish you well in two weeks
Lets hope they fix it 🙂

Originally posted by orangutan
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was the penny farthing ...

{ __-
()_()
() ()

Was the four wheeler ....
-----------------------------------------

Laser sight and ears
that have had some surgery ...
(... puncture was easy)

(I should not complain)
I wish you well in two weeks
Lets hope they fix it 🙂

thanks for your wishes.
better a bike tyre punctured
than a left eardrum...

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
thanks for your wishes.
better a bike tyre punctured
than a left eardrum...

what awesome logic
if I had no left eardrum
i could not hear you

hey that's not so bad
you tend to annoy me much
deafness would kick ---

I think i'll do it
mom, where are those big scissors
want to join the sane

rock and roll, what the?
they sing songs with hard guitar
after the show, sex

that's what it's about
care-free about their lyrics
just want drugs and girls

who cares about sense
just wailing into the mike
riots after show

thirty years later
has anything changed in Rock?
no, look, Mick Jaggers

him and his pal Keith
sixty years old, still rockin
but it ain't fun now




i wrote some haiku
about the things I ponder
it's kind of weird, eh?

Originally posted by rubberjaw30
i wrote some haiku
about the things I ponder
it's kind of weird, eh?

Haiku ponderings.
Moon / Sun which is the better?
The moon gets my vote