Haiku

Originally posted by orangutan
Badgers. More badgers.
They are hard to get rid of
(resistant to spray)

Someone should add to the FAQ
explaining all the badgers?

Originally posted by orangutan
Badgers. More badgers.
They are hard to get rid of
(resistant to spray)

Someone should add to the FAQ
explaining all the badgers?

Originally posted by RookRAK
So, mutant badgers?
Then we need a better spray.
New "Badger-be-gone"

Originally posted by orangutan
Is that any good?
or "Better Badger Baiting"
I've heard is good too

Originally posted by RookRAK
Got pesky Badgers?
Buy Acme "Badger Blaster".
It's new and improved.

Originally posted by orangutan
All new "Badger Bombs" -
Guaranteed badger relief
comes with "stoat-away!"

Originally posted by reader1107
No, Badger Helper!
Just add one pound of badger!
Goes well with salad.

Originally posted by reader1107
No, Badger Helper!
Just add one pound of badger!
Goes well with salad.

Shame on you all!
I have drawn an alliance with the badger,
you must now be punished by flame.

Edit: Am I haikuing yet?

Originally posted by Woodgie
Shame on you all!
I have drawn an alliance with the badger,
you must now be punished by flame.

Edit: Am I haikuing yet?

Originally posted by orangutan
Badger barbecue?
We will need some big skewers
and some charcoal too.

Originally posted by Woodgie
Shame on you all!
I have drawn an alliance with the badger,
you must now be punished by flame.

Edit: Am I haikuing yet?

Originally posted by EAPOE
Barbecue Whey Hey
I've not ate Badger before
What does it taste like?

Originally posted by reader1107
It tastes like chicken.
Doesn't everything? And with
barbeque sauce ... yum!

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
The Joy of Cooking
surely has a better way
barbeque too dull.