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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Who cares what they want or like. He's 17 and should be locked on target at all times. The target being to get some nubile cheerleader to drop her panties like a hot rock on the first date.

The sooner he puts the highschool soap opera dating scene behind him and taps both those chicks the better.

I should be a highschool guidance counselor.
Don't you mean janitor?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Don't you mean janitor?
Don't you have a corner to hang out on?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'd be great at shaping the minds of our youth.
After like a solid 15 seconds of half'-drunk, "never'-thought'-I'-d'-say'-it"esque soul-searching I must say I agree.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't you have a corner to hang out on?
Don't you have bears to kill?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Don't you have bears to kill?
I'm going to need an assistant, you up for it?

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Originally posted by rockerjim
Hi guys,

I just need advice.
There's this girl I'm friends with right, and she and myself enjoy each others company very much.
The only thing that is stopping us from going out is her friend. I am friends with her friend (not as well as this girl i like though),
And she basically said that I met her first, so that basically means I cannot go out wi ...[text shortened]... d a few months later I met the girl that I like, and they just happen to be friends.

Jim.
Ok, we must consult "Seinfeld" on this one. Do you remember the episode with where Jerry wanted to replace Girl 1 with her roommate, Girl 2? You face the same dilemma. He and George worked it over until George came up with the plan. Here it is:

Tell Girl 1 ("G1"😉 that you want to have a threesome with her and G2. She will slap you and tell you to get lost. But later, while crying about losing you, she will tell G2 what happened. G2 will sympathize with G1 but will be secretly intrigued. Later, you call G2 on some pretext and she will go out with you.

Net result: You are with G2 and G1 is out.

BTW, in the "Seinfeld" episode, the plan failed. G1 was intrigued by the suggestion and and tried to set up the tryst. Jerry Seinfeld balked because he was a one-woman man. But maybe this would be a good outcome for you!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Females have a well-known rule on this subject: It's the I SAW HIM FIRST, HANDS OFF forever rule.

Breaking this rule means breaking up friends.

It's simple. Work the girl in a secret and smooth manner posing as just a friend for awhile. Let things quiet down. Be patient. She'll come around if she likes you enough. At this age, everything is temporary.
You got it there! bingo, thats exactly the situation right now.
But then again there are 4 solutions - or maybe even more if you guys can help me.


1. I go to the "blocking girl" and tell her that I want to go out with her friend. And ask her friend out
2. Convince the girl I like that she should do what she wants, not what her friends say
3. Seduce the girl I like, and wait for her to come around.
OR
4. Just go in and get what I want.....(yes I am a 17 year old)

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Originally posted by ParShooter
Ok, we must consult "Seinfeld" on this one. Do you remember the episode with where Jerry wanted to replace Girl 1 with her roommate, Girl 2? You face the same dilemma. He and George worked it over until George came up with the plan. Here it is:

Tell Girl 1 ("G1"😉 that you want to have a threesome with her and G2. She will slap you and tell you to get l ...[text shortened]... eld balked because he was a one-woman man. But maybe this would be a good outcome for you!
Seinfeld was full of spiritual leaders. Praise the prophets!

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Originally posted by ParShooter
Ok, we must consult "Seinfeld" on this one. Do you remember the episode with where Jerry wanted to replace Girl 1 with her roommate, Girl 2? You face the same dilemma. He and George worked it over until George came up with the plan. Here it is:

Tell Girl 1 ("G1"😉 that you want to have a threesome with her and G2. She will slap you and tell you to get l ...[text shortened]... eld balked because he was a one-woman man. But maybe this would be a good outcome for you!
Hahaha! Well that sure did bring alot of light to this situation.
Good one!

haha.
But the thing is, I'm already seen as a player. I've flirted with another one of her friends.
And the girl thats blocking, I tried to make out with her at a school dance/disco, thats when she told me she could bf.

so yeah...i can't do anythign that will make me seem like a goat looking for grass

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I'm amazed it took 4 pages for someone to suggest a "rockerjim" sandwich, light on the rockerjim...if he's lucky.

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Originally posted by rockerjim
You got it there! bingo, thats exactly the situation right now.
But then again there are 4 solutions - or maybe even more if you guys can help me.


1. I go to the "blocking girl" and tell her that I want to go out with her friend. And ask her friend out
2. Convince the girl I like that she should do what she wants, not what her friends say
3. Seduc ...[text shortened]... it for her to come around.
OR
4. Just go in and get what I want.....(yes I am a 17 year old)
2 and 3 might work. Forget 1.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm going to need an assistant, you up for it?
HELL NO.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
HELL NO.
No need for guns. You could give the bear the hairy eyeball.

GRANNY.

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underpants??

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Originally posted by Bobson 94
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You're asking for dating advice on a chess site?
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Originally posted by Djinc
It sounds as if you are trying to figure out a way to dump your girlfriend so that you can start dating a friend of hers. If that is, in fact, what you are asking about, there isn't any way to make that work and have each of the three of you still be friends with the other two. That just isn't going to happen.
try the menage a trois route a la Sienfeld. what have you got to lose?

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