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234lbs of yeast infection funk.

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your spirits are about as trustworthy as a Methodist preacher!
I weigh 285...
congrats, though...
you were off by exactly 100, that surely means something...
and I haven't whacked off in a week, so you know!

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
your spirits are about as trustworthy as a Methodist preacher!
I weigh 285...
congrats, though...
you were off by exactly 100, that surely means something...
and I haven't whacked off in a week, so you know!
Wow!

Way to take him down a peg or two. Why the rest of us assumed that HoH was being genuine here and he really is a spirit medium.


None of us suspected that this may be another one of HoH's "look at me" threads.

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http://www.nesc.wvu.edu/images/OT_FA03/water_witcher.jpg

Replace "water" with "obscenely fat" as appropriate.

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Originally posted by cadwah
30, 6', Pepparoni pizza with extra cheese.
And just what will the rest of us eat? 😞

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I'm so fat, I have moons orbiting around me. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'm so fat, I have moons orbiting around me. 😞
And look at Uranus. 😕

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
And look at Uranus. 😕
I'll do the jokes about Uranus around here. 😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'll do the jokes about Uranus around here. 😠
😛

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I'm so fat and white, one time I was eating marshmallows and I gnawed off my finger tips. 😞

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Christ you're scrawny...153lbs... and eating fish sticks with milk is $@%$%^ing nasty. You're mother is obviously a whore.
wrong. 130 lbs.

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Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
wrong. 130 lbs.
It's interesting what you chose to correct.

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Originally posted by Palynka
It's interesting what you chose to correct.
It's only interesting if you assume anything else warrants correction. Given that the world is a boring place, Occam's razor says his mum's a whore.

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