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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Let me use my psychic powers to determine your weight. I will need your age, height and what you ate/drank for diner last night. Be honest for best results.
I love these threads!
24, 1.57m, veggie burger, coke.
Go, oh mystical one.

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Originally posted by Palynka
It's interesting what you chose to correct.
What I CHOSE?! Its correct. 130 lbs. I didn't choose it.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Let me use my psychic powers to determine your weight. I will need your age, height and what you ate/drank for diner last night. Be honest for best results.
31.

6 feet.

A nice big cheeseburger, a serving and a half of french fries, and a pitcher and a half of lager.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
31.

6 feet.

A nice big cheeseburger, a serving and a half of french fries, and a pitcher and a half of lager.
Oh Christ you're fat... I can almost see the fat ooozing out of your sweat glands. 275lbs of hairy pot head.

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Originally posted by Natsia
I love these threads!
24, 1.57m, veggie burger, coke.
Go, oh mystical one.
The spirits have granted me a vision of you slowly soaping yourself up in the shower... hang on... you'll have to give me a minute... I'm almost there... damn it... now all I see is veggie burgers and cows... the spirits say that if cows didn't want to be eaten they wouldn't taste so good barbequed. Your veggie burger was made in a Chinese sweat shop by a 13 year old named Quon Dong Jin.

You are a curvy 134lbs. Your clothes are to baggy and you wear too much black. Lose the eye shadow. The spirits tell me that you have an addictive personality and you're one soy burger away from snapping and taking up a meth habit.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Your veggie burger was made in a Chinese sweat shop by a 13 year old named Quon Dong Jin.
Damn straight! Seasoned to perfection by their sweet, tortured tears! Just like momma used to make 😀

lmao!

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I'm 5'10"...39 years old.

Last night for dinner, I ate a camera and an extension cord.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm 5'10"...39 years old.

Last night for dinner, I ate a camera and an extension cord.
Hah! That's somethin' but I'm 48 years old, 5'9 and ate bar of soap for dinner. I think I'm gonna piss some lemonade later.

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29.. 5'9 and last night I ate out HoH's momma...please enlighten us oh mystic one

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm 5'10"...39 years old.

Last night for dinner, I ate a camera and an extension cord.
What type of camera? Some aren't much food, although they are still nice for dessert. But if I am really hungry, I need at least an SLR.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm 5'10"...39 years old.

Last night for dinner, I ate a camera and an extension cord.
I thought you were 12.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What type of camera? Some aren't much food, although they are still nice for dessert. But if I am really hungry, I need at least an SLR.
Hello Nordlys.

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Originally posted by Roboknight
Hello Nordlys.
Hello Windmill.

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Originally posted by Roboknight
I thought you were 12.
Look who's back.

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