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@pettytalk saidWell he/she if they exist, did supposedly make mankind. 🙂
Provided God really exists, would he have a 'good' sense of humor? Who can tell?
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@very-rusty saidAnd the wasp. (God clearly wanted to ruin picnics).
Well he/she if they exist, did supposedly make mankind. 🙂
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidMan if he/she exists, you could be in trouble! 🙂
And the wasp. (God clearly wanted to ruin picnics).
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@very-rusty saidGod and I have an unspoken agreement. I don't believe in Him and he doesn't hold a grudge.
Man if he/she exists, you could be in trouble! 🙂
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidWell, that is yet to be seen. 🙂
God and I have an unspoken agreement. I don't believe in Him and he doesn't hold a grudge.
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Religious Finance: Accounting 101; Keeping the books straight.
Scenario: I write a check to pay off all the debts of my Christian brothers and sisters in my congregation, which are numerous and have many outstanding debts. However, three days later, it bounces due to insufficient funds when it was presented to the bank for cashing.
It's said that, once upon a time, our Lord Jesus Christ, in a display of divine generosity, decided to pay off the collective debts of mankind by offering his dead body as payment. Then, as the sun rose on the third day, the news spread like wildfire: the tomb was found empty! This caused a run on the bank of Christianity
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidFood and water are the basic necessities for life, and God made it a priority for all his creatures. We need to share.
And the wasp. (God clearly wanted to ruin picnics).
On my picnics, I always bring an extra chicken leg and a can of coke for the wasps. I set their plate nearby, along with a sign; White Anglo-Saxon Protestants or WASP. The lord gives and the lord takes away.
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidIf we were to hold a grudge for everyone who does not believe in us, we would not have anyone left to believe. Truth is the hardest thing to believe in, since it's solitary and singular in a world of lies.
God and I have an unspoken agreement. I don't believe in Him and he doesn't hold a grudge.
But once you see the beautiful face of truth, you become a true believer; without a trace of doubt in our mind. One cannot help but Love the singular face of truth. They say that God is Love.
I believe that Neil Diamond wrote a song about it, but he let the Monkeys sing it first. No doubt there is meaning in these coincidences. Monkeys becoming humans after seeing the face of Truth/Love. Sophia! Philosophy, the love of wisdom...and can we be wise without knowing the truth? Is it humor? Warped sense of humor? The Monkeys had a TV show for a while.... silly warped humor.
And this is just a stretch of my warped humor. As a recompense to God, all those who believe man descended from the apes, will have to spend a year on The Planet Of The Apes.
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidI can say amen to that I suppose.
God and I have an unspoken agreement. I don't believe in Him and he doesn't hold a grudge.
@pettytalk saidHave you met the TWINS? 🙂
If we were to hold a grudge for everyone who does not believe in us, we would not have anyone left to believe. Truth is the hardest thing to believe in, since it's solitary and singular in a world of lies.
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidGod told me he doesn't believe in you. He said he wanted to but required proof.
God and I have an unspoken agreement. I don't believe in Him and he doesn't hold a grudge.
He went on to say; 'it’s impossible to know how the universe was created and whether divine beings exist.'
At the time I thought it was a strange thing to say but just let it slide.
What with him being God and everything.
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@the-gravedigger saidGod believes in the twins, and we are one, two in one, a duality and almost a trinity once you get your badge!
God told me he doesn't believe in you. He said he wanted to but required proof.
He went on to say; 'it’s impossible to know how the universe was created and whether divine beings exist.'
At the time I thought it was a strange thing to say but just let it slide.
What with him being God and everything.