I"m so stupid

Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
So Friday night was the best night ever! Of course I"m not telling you all what happened! LOL

She knocked you back again but this time she didn't slap you.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I get these requests all the time... you can understand my reluctance to take ever up and comer under my wing... still, please define, in detail, the following terms:

1. Corkscrew half pass.
2. Slipgrippen.
3. Spoetfuex.
4. Backslide double short.
5. I.W.W.S.O.
6. Sticking the landing.

Isn't the I.W.W.S.O. the one thats illegal in Illinois, Conneticut, and Oregon?

Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
So Friday night was the best night ever! Of course I"m not telling you all what happened! LOL

I'm sure it involved you being sodomized on a pool table in a biker bar. I bet the smell of leather, gasoline, stale beer and Old Spice still lingers in your nostrils bringing. I'm sure this invokes both a feeling of fear and shudder of anticipation.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm sure it involved you being sodomized on a pool table in a biker bar. I bet the smell of leather, gasoline, stale beer and Old Spice still lingers in your nostrils bringing. I'm sure this invokes both a feeling of fear and shudder of anticipation.

Wasn't that one of the deleted scenes from the extended directors cut of 'Grease'?

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Wasn't that one of the deleted scenes from the extended directors cut of 'Grease'?

I'm pretty sure this is how this years American Idol is going to be wrapped up. The judges will take turns buggering the runner up.

Originally posted by LanndonKane
Isn't the I.W.W.S.O. the one thats illegal in Illinois, Conneticut, and Oregon?

That's NAMbLA and we have nothing to do with those sick Paedophiles. Our, much maligned, sport is slowly seeing mainstream acceptance. Hell, just last month The Christian Coalition entered a team for our Christmas Telethon Special to benefit Food Bank. Personally, I thought the T-shirts with Christ wacking it were a little over the top, but, they put in a good showing.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
That's NAMbLA and we have nothing to do with those sick Paedophiles. Our, much maligned, sport is slowly seeing mainstream acceptance. Hell, just last month The Christian Coalition entered a team for our Christmas Telethon Special to benefit Food Bank. Personally, I thought the T-shirts with Christ wacking it were a little over the top, but, they put in a good showing.

Yo what gives you to criticize the North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association?! 😠

Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
So Friday night was the best night ever! Of course I"m not telling you all what happened! LOL

Did you get to third base or slide into home?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Did you get to third base or slide into home?

Like I said, I'm not saying a thing about it! And why is it that when this thread seems dead, someone has to revive it?

Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
Like I said, I'm not saying a thing about it! And why is it that when this thread seems dead, someone has to revive it?

So you slipped it into home plate?! You dirty dawg you! I didn't think you had it in you.. or her for that matter. You covered your wagon right? If she puts out on the first date, you never know where she's been.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
If she puts out on the first date, you never know where she's been.

and if you're very, very lucky, she's been around.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
So you slipped it into home plate?! You dirty dawg you! I didn't think you had it in you.. or her for that matter. You covered your wagon right? If she puts out on the first date, you never know where she's been.

ROFLMAO I didn't say anything, you assume to much!

Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
ROFLMAO I didn't say anything, you assume to much!

It's how you said nothing that counts. I know you slapped that ass and rode the fat wave all the way into the beach.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's how you said nothing that counts. I know you slapped that ass and rode the fat wave all the way into the beach.

ROFLMAO I said I wasn't going to say anything because I know how you are!

Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
ROFLMAO I said I wasn't going to say anything because I know how you are!

Spit it out, Johnny! Just like she did.