25 Oct 19
My manager at work announced to his staff through the e-mail, “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”
I sent a return e-mail saying, “And I’m offering 200!”
It turns out my manager does not seem to have much of a sense of humor.
My friend is a democrat and he says Trump has broken the Constitution multiple times and needs to be impeached. I replied, "Why did you not care about the Constitution being assaulted under Obama?" "In fact, you said you had never read the Constitution and don't even have a copy of it". To which he pulled out a roll of toilet paper with the entire Constitution written on it.
I stand corrected.
29 Oct 19
@whodey saidWOW.... That has to be a first!!! 😲 😲
My friend is a democrat and he says Trump has broken the Constitution multiple times and needs to be impeached. I replied, "Why did you not care about the Constitution being assaulted under Obama?" "In fact, you said you had never read the Constitution and don't even have a copy of it". To which he pulled out a roll of toilet paper with the entire Constitution written on it.
I stand corrected.
-VR
02 Nov 19
@caissad4 saidTo be accurate:
Christians and Atheists do have common ground .
What is that ?
Neither believes they are going to hell .
In the case of Christians if they don't follow all the commandments they could go to hell. They would have to ask God to forgive them of all their sins.
I do understand it is suppose to be joke.
-VR
@suzianne saidYes but it wasn't accurate even if suppose to be funny!
@Very-Rusty
Do you? Really?
Did you laugh....Of course you did because you don't know any better!
-VR
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03 Nov 19
@caesar-salad saidLikely written by an expert amateur. 🙂
Not really a joke, but a snarky comment from another forum:
"Your presence would be greatly improved by your absence."
@caesar-salad saidHave you ever thought about taking some of your stolen advice you give to others? 😛
Not really a joke, but a snarky comment from another forum:
"Your presence would be greatly improved by your absence."
-VR
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04 Nov 19
@very-rusty saidThere was a lonely man from Nova Scotia who went ice fishing. After he'd erected his tent and began drilling a hole, he heard a booming voice exclaim from overhead, "there's no fish under the ice!". He looked up fearfully and thought he'd better quickly move to another location. So after setting up his kit 10 meters away he began drilling again.
Have you ever thought about taking some of your stolen advice you give to others? 😛
-VR
And again, came the booming voice from on high, "there's no fish under the ice!".
The man looked up with a puzzled expression and loudly asked "is that you God?"
- The reply: "No it's the rink manager!"
Past, Present and Future walked into a bar.
- It was tense.