Jokes

What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Silence.

WIFE: If I die, will you marry again?
HUSBAND: Yes, I think so.
WIFE: Oh? Will you live in this house?
HUSBAND: Yeah, I don't see why not.
WIFE: Will you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Yes, I will.
WIFE: ooh. I suppose you'll give her my golf clubs too.
HUSBAND: No. She's left handed.

@ponderable said
What do you call a joke without a punchline?

@divegeester said
redbadger.

@badradger said
badradger ya numpty

@divegeester said
I forget how many times you’ve been removed from the site for abuse.

you bought a brand new truck
you want yer new truck to be fancy
you make the decision to hang "truck nutz" from yer brand new truck
this makes yer truck, born without balls, transgender

congratulations on yer new truck

@rookie54 said
you bought a brand new truck
you want yer new truck to be fancy
you make the decision to hang "truck nutz" from yer brand new truck
this makes yer truck, born without balls, transgender

congratulations on yer new truck

@badradger said
numpty its only nonce, i got booted of when supergirl reported me for being someone else.the second time I asked russ to let me leave then after a year or so i asked to be allowed back on.

Please consider that this is not a discussion thread, but a joke thread.

mandatory joke:


Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society.
Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!

@divegeester said
I forget how many times you’ve been removed from the site for abuse.

@ponderable said
Please consider that this is not a discussion thread, but a joke thread.

mandatory joke:


Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society.
Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!

@kevin-eleven said
Thank you, Doctor Zhivago.

If an East Germanic invader of Hispania puts on a bright yellow safety vest, does he become a Hi-Visigoth?

@kevin-eleven said
Interesting that you have not been removed permanently.