11 Dec 15
Originally posted by pawnpawYeah, that's a tough act to follow, but I'll try:
I had quite a few atheists and Christians in the office laugh together at this joke.
Very good!
The Difference Between Rats and Humans
If you put a rat in front of a maze with 3 entrances, and cheese at the end of only one of the entrances, the following will occur: the rat will try each entrance randomly until it discovers that the cheese is always down one particular entrance (let’s say the middle one). After a while, it will go straight for the middle entrance and ignore the other two.
If you put a human before a maze with 3 entrances, and cheese at the end of only one of the entrances, the following will occur: the human will try each entrance randomly until it discovers that the cheese is always down one particular entrance (let’s say the middle one). It will then go straight for the middle entrance and ignore the other two. So far, not a big difference.
If you then remove the cheese from the maze, the rat will try the middle path for a while until it discovers there is no cheese there; then it will try the other two paths until it discovers there is no cheese there either. Then it will give up and look somewhere else.
In the case of the human, if you remove the cheese from the maze, it will continue to go down the same path forever and declare: “The Big Cheese Is Coming!”
11 Dec 15
Originally posted by moonbusSuzi wont like that one I'm sorry to say
Yeah, that's a tough act to follow, but I'll try:
The Difference Between Rats and Humans
If you put a rat in front of a maze with 3 entrances, and cheese at the end of only one of the entrances, the following will occur: the rat will try each entrance randomly until it discovers that the cheese is always down one particular entrance (let’s say ...[text shortened]... t will continue to go down the same path forever and declare: “The Big Cheese Is Coming!”
17 Dec 15
Two youngish blokes sit in the bar and talk.
First: " I really am having a hard time at home with my girlfriend. She just wants sex all the time. In the shower, in the kitchen, on the patio, in the car, in the lift in the mall, endlessly.
I'm really at my wits' end."
Friend Is it so difficult to handle that?
First:" I promise you, I'm thinking of leaving her, but she's really a wonderful person."
Old chap overhearing all of this: " There's one sure way of putting an end to this.
Marry her!"