14 Apr 17
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist are interviewing for a job.
At the end of the mathematician's interview, the interviewer asks "And last, what is 2 + 2?"
"4," the mathematician answers.
At the end of the accountant's interview, the interviewer asks "And last, what is 2 + 2?"
"4, give or take 5% for error," the accountant replies.
At the end of the economist's interview, the interviewer asks "And last, what is 2 + 2?"
The economist peers around the room, goes to the window and shuts the blinds, goes to the door and locks it. He dims the lights, sidles up close to the interviewer and whispers, "What do you need it to equal?"
18 Apr 17
Originally posted by whodeyThink you got your economist and accountant mixed up there.
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist are interviewing for a job.
At the end of the mathematician's interview, the interviewer asks "And last, what is 2 + 2?"
"4," the mathematician answers.
At the end of the accountant's interview, the interviewer asks "And last, what is 2 + 2?"
"4, give or take 5% for error," the accountant replies.
...[text shortened]... ims the lights, sidles up close to the interviewer and whispers, "What do you need it to equal?"
22 Apr 17
Originally posted by The GravediggerThere was once a time in the UK when you had to buy a phone card to use a public phone ,before mobiles came about .
Think you got your economist and accountant mixed up there.
I got my donor card mixed up with my phone card once ,it cost me an arm and a leg .
23 Apr 17
Originally posted by Captain StrangeI went to see my Doctor .
Think I need to change my doctor.
I went for a medical recently.
When the doctor was feeling my testicles he said don't
worry its perfectly normal to get an erection.
I said I haven't got an erection.
He said no but I have.
I said " Doctor ,I keep thinking I am a snooker ball "
He told me to get out and get to the end of the cue .
23 Apr 17
Originally posted by Captain StrangeI went to see my Doctor with a back passage problem .
Think I need to change my doctor.
I went for a medical recently.
When the doctor was feeling my testicles he said don't
worry its perfectly normal to get an erection.
I said I haven't got an erection.
He said no but I have.
He told me to put my hands on his desk while he put his finger up my backside .
I did get a bit suspicious when I felt the pain and realised both of his hands were on my shoulders .