01 Mar 17
Originally posted by whodeyThe police have jus apprehended two local youths ,one stole a car battery and the other stole a firework rocket .
I just got done starting a company that makes land mines that look like prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
A police officer has just released a statement .." at the moment we a charging one and the other we have let off ".
04 Mar 17
Originally posted by phil3000I went to see my doctor the other day .
Trump says " hair grows in smelly places ,around your rrrshole ,under your armpits and around your bollocks .My head smells fantastic "...
" doctor i said , I keep thinking I am a bell "
the doc replied .." well go away and take these tablets, and after the course of tablets has run out and nothing has changed give me a ring "
Originally posted by phil3000All I know is, after Trump was elected, many Latinos are now living under a constant state of fear of deportation. In fact, I worry deeply about my Latino mother-in-law that lives at 1353 4rth Street, LA 90023, blue house on the corner, she gets off work at 6 P.M.
Trump says " hair grows in smelly places ,around your rrrshole ,under your armpits and around your bollocks .My head smells fantastic "...
Originally posted by whodeyYou are a real shtt you know that? Obviously fake but following the Trumpf pattern.
All I know is, after Trump was elected, many Latinos are now living under a constant state of fear of deportation. In fact, I worry deeply about my Latino mother-in-law that lives at 1353 4rth Street, LA 90023, blue house on the corner, she gets off work at 6 P.M.
Oh, I forgot to say. Not funny.
Originally posted by phil3000My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out.
I went to see my doctor the other day .
" doctor i said , I keep thinking I am a bell "
the doc replied .." well go away and take these tablets, and after the course of tablets has run out and nothing has changed give me a ring "
So I listed the exercises I do every day:
jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, 
push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles,
put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.
Originally posted by sonhouseFYI, people who come to this forum on this thread come to laugh.
You are a real shtt you know that? Obviously fake but following the Trumpf pattern.
Oh, I forgot to say. Not funny.
Now repeat after me H - A - H - A.
Again.
H - A - H - A
Repeat this until you begin to do what is referred to as "smiling"
No worries, I will not charge you for this session.
I come here to laugh, Its' not like the spirituality forums or political forums were I......um......yea, I go there to laugh as well.
Never mind
Forget everything.