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Originally posted by Very Rusty
EB,

I never have had a lot of faith in physiatrists or psychologists !!!

What medications do they have you on, if that is not getting too personal?

-VR
Check his picture and see if you can tell.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Check his picture and see if you can tell.
Andy,

What on earth are you talking about. Do you see a picture in his profile? Taking all your meds?

-VR

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Andy,

What on earth are you talking about. Do you see a picture in his profile? Taking all your meds?

-VR
Speaking of meds:

What medications do they have you on, if that is not getting too personal?

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Two soothsayers meet: "Hi, you are fine, how about me?"

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Two soothsayers meet: "Hi, you are fine, how about me?"
Should have been psychics.. so much for translation skills.

And another one:

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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I remember 2016 as if it had been yesterday...

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Two men were strolling down the sidewalk. The first man walked into a bar.

The second man ducked.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
EB,

I never have had a lot of faith in physiatrists or psychologists !!!

What medications do they have you on, if that is not getting too personal?

-VR
I don't know what a physiatrist is and psychologists cannot prescribe drugs!

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Originally posted by apathist
Two men were strolling down the sidewalk. The first man walked into a bar.

The second man ducked.
The barman says "We don't serve Tachyons in here."

A Tachyon walks into a bar

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A magician was walking down the road. He turned into a store.

There's a joke there somewhere!

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
I don't know what a physiatrist is ...
Yes you do, I said with furrowed brow.

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The Lord giveth and the government takes away.

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Originally posted by whodey
The Lord giveth and the government takes away.
I remember back in the 90's when phone cards were in use in public phone boxes .
I got my donor card mixed up with my phone card once , it cost me an arm and leg .

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Adan complained to God about his lonlyness. God thought about it and offered:
You can have a beautiful, intelligent, funny companion who will always be ready for you and your every whim.
Adam is enthusiastic and asks about the Price.
God answers that it will cost him an arm and a leg.
Asks Adam: What do I get for a rib?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Adan complained to God about his lonlyness. God thought about it and offered:
You can have a beautiful, intelligent, funny companion who will always be ready for you and your every whim.
Adam is enthusiastic and asks about the Price.
God answers that it will cost him an arm and a leg.
Asks Adam: What do I get for a rib?
Man goes to the doctors and says " doc,i am hurting all over my body "
"Show me where ", asked the doctor .
The man touched his elbow and then his shoulder he then touched his stomach ,hip ,leg and foot .
" Ah yes ,I know what's wrong with you ,you have a broken finger " replied the doc

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