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So the elephant ran into a camel, and started laughing hysterically.
- Why are you laughing?, asked the camel.
- It's just that I couldn't help but notice you've got your breasts on the back.
- Oh, well, look who's talking mister Penis-in-the-face.
(Yeah, it's an old one... 😞)
Originally posted by lolofSir Lancelot sat in the bath, and rang for his butler. "James, please bring me a glass of water," Very well sir," and as he leaves the bathroom, sir Lancelot let it rip with quite a few bubbles. James comes back, with the glass, and a flask and a bottle of Bovril. " James, what is this?" "Sir, when I left the bathroom, I distinctly heard you say and-a-hot-waterbottle-and-a-bottle-of-Bovril"
You rang, sir - what can I do for you?
In short: Vad vill du?
Old hippy walking down the street when he stands on a bottle and the cork pops out ! , up pops a genie and says... " I am the Genie of the bottle and I grant you one wish "... The Hippy replies , " I wanna be up tight out'a sight and in the groove man " ... The Genie turned him into a Tampax .
Originally posted by C HessMy scruffy mate went to the Doctors the other day and the Doctor asked him for a urine sample ,sperm sample and an excrement sample .The doctor then said .."to speed things up just leave your boxer shorts behind ".
Fresh in from the 60's:
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street discussing current events. They walk past an all boys elementary school. The Priest turns to the Rabbi and says "Be honest. Don't you just want to f*** those boys there?" to which the rabbi replies "Yeah, but out of what?"