Objects in mirror...

@moonbus said
or why ...

... or even where...


we would ever know...

@torunn said
... or even where...


we would ever know...

...how the blind find that they've finished wiping.

And the cow jumped over the...

@wolfe63 said
...how the blind find that they've finished wiping.

And the cow jumped over the...

...barbed wire fence.

Splish splash, I was...

@js357 said
...barbed wire fence.

Splish splash, I was...

wondering where I had left my life preserver.


Ask me no questions, I'll tell you...

@great-big-stees said
wondering where I had left my life preserver.


Ask me no questions, I'll tell you...

alternative facts.

If man was meant to fly, he'd ...

@moonbus said
alternative facts.

If man was meant to fly, he'd ...

...buy hiz own dang ticket.

mama told me there'd be...

@rookie54 said
...buy hiz own dang ticket.

mama told me there'd be...

people I should stay away from; what she didn't tell me was ...

@moonbus said
people I should stay away from; what she didn't tell me was ...

...how much fun they can be.

Don’t rain on...

@js357 said
...how much fun they can be.

Don’t rain on...

... MacArthur's Park.

At high altitudes:

@wolfe63 said
... MacArthur's Park.

At high altitudes:

...you can hold yer breath for hours, try it.

melts in yer mouth, not in yer...

@rookie54 said
...you can hold yer breath for hours, try it.

melts in yer mouth, not in yer...

...Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.


My second car is a ...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.


My second car is a ...

...1976 Fiat 500 (Cinque Cento).

Danger! Do not remove while...

@wolfe63 said
...1976 Fiat 500 (Cinque Cento).

Danger! Do not remove while...

...driving your Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.


Never bet you Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano in a card game, unless...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...driving your Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.


Never bet you Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano in a card game, unless...

you have a loaded 45 under the table to back up your pair of deuces.

Honk if ...

@moonbus said
you have a loaded 45 under the table to back up your pair of deuces.

Honk if ...

...you have a loaded 45 under the table.

homemade underwear...