Objects in mirror...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...if your neighbours have 4 motorbikes in their front yard.


When life slaps you in the face with a wet kipper...

... make lemonade.

Nine times out of ten, ...

@moonbus said
... make lemonade.

Nine times out of ten, ...

...homemade lemonade is undrinkable.


Red wine is good for...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...homemade lemonade is undrinkable.


Red wine is good for...

...spilling on your passive-aggressive friend's sofa. 😀

One for the money, two for the...

@wolfe63 said
...spilling on your passive-aggressive friend's sofa. 😀

One for the money, two for the...

..hell of it.

Is it true that...

@great-big-stees said
..hell of it.

Is it true that...

...all canadians are...

@rookie54 said
...all canadians are...

as handsome as me?

The stars at night - are big and bright...

@great-big-stees said
as handsome as me?

The stars at night - are big and bright...

...but a moon in the day, leaves little to say.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I ...

@wolfe63 said
...but a moon in the day, leaves little to say.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I ...

couldn't find my map.

Two's company and...

@great-big-stees said
couldn't find my map.

Two's company and...

others are superfluous.

Can I count on...

@torunn said
others are superfluous.

Can I count on...

your predictions?

I, once wanted to be...

@great-big-stees said
your predictions?

I, once wanted to be...

...a psychiatrist, but my parents thought that was crazy.

Under every stone...

@wolfe63 said
...a psychiatrist, but my parents thought that was crazy.

Under every stone...

...is a flat bug.

Only a real man can wear...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...is a flat bug.

Only a real man can wear...

women's clothing.

Why on earth...

@mudfinger said
women's clothing.

Why on earth...

didn't Ford fix the Pinto's gas tank issues?

Have you ever...

@great-big-stees said
didn't Ford fix the Pinto's gas tank issues?

Have you ever...

wondered why ...