Objects in mirror...

@rookie54 said
...you have a loaded 45 under the table.

homemade underwear...

...are often, wholly under-supportive.

Leaded gasoline is good for...

@wolfe63 said
...are often, wholly under-supportive.

Leaded gasoline is good for...

starting fires on a wet day.

Have you seen...

@great-big-stees said
starting fires on a wet day.

Have you seen...

... the "Invisible Man"?

Life is what...

@wolfe63 said
... the "Invisible Man"?

Life is what...

...leads directly to dying.


eat a...

@rookie54 said
...leads directly to dying.


eat a...

Peach. (Favorite Allman Bros. album)

There’s no time like ...

@moonbus said
Peach. (Favorite Allman Bros. album)

There’s no time like ...

the present.

When does one...

@great-big-stees said
the present.

When does one...

...suffice, if two are available?

Hip, hip,...

@js357 said
...suffice, if two are available?

Hip, hip,...

hurra, hurra, hurra, hurra!

No sooner had they...

@torunn said
hurra, hurra, hurra, hurra!

No sooner had they...

...played "Hail to the Chief" when the president tweeted something rude.

Will horses, couldn't...

@wolfe63 said
...played "Hail to the Chief" when the president tweeted something rude.

Will horses, couldn't...

...be a typo?

I owe my soul to the...

@js357 said
...be a typo?

I owe my soul to the...

...the wild horses, which dragged my "D" away.

Mind the pennies and the dollars will...

@wolfe63 said
...the wild horses, which dragged my "D" away.

Mind the pennies and the dollars will...

...pocketed by those who move quickly.

an apple a day...

@rookie54 said
...pocketed by those who move quickly.

an apple a day...

... keeps the free radicals at bay.

Talk is cheaper by the...

@wolfe63 said
... keeps the free radicals at bay.

Talk is cheaper by the...

...dialog box found on yer favorite website.

move...

@rookie54 said
...dialog box found on yer favorite website.

move...

...if your neighbours have 4 motorbikes in their front yard.


When life slaps you in the face with a wet kipper...