Objects in mirror...

@js357 said
...up every good intention.

Let a smile be...

...your armour, and a sharp pencil your weapon of choice.


Earwigs were created to...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...your armour, and a sharp pencil your weapon of choice.


Earwigs were created to...

enhance a bald person's ears.

Let sleeping...

@great-big-stees said
enhance a bald person's ears.

Let sleeping...

...Ghosts lie.

Wake a Ghost and...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...Ghosts lie.

Wake a Ghost and...

make some toast.

If only I'd...

@great-big-stees said
make some toast.

If only I'd...

... listened to my mother.

Better run than...

@torunn said
... listened to my mother.

Better run than...

...get caught, arrested, handcuffed, beaten, thrown in the dungeon
sorry, off track

once i lived a life of...

@rookie54 said
...get caught, arrested, handcuffed, beaten, thrown in the dungeon
sorry, off track

once i lived a life of...

a millionaire, spent all my money, just did not care, then I began ....

@moonbus said
a millionaire, spent all my money, just did not care, then I began ....

...to sing this song.

We’ll always have...

@js357 said
...to sing this song.

We’ll always have...

time for another round, if you're buying.

Have you ever seen a...

@great-big-stees said
time for another round, if you're buying.

Have you ever seen a...

... star bellied sneetch, running along the beach?
Running proudly, in the sun, just for fun?

I don't like green eggs and...

@wolfe63 said
... star bellied sneetch, running along the beach?
Running proudly, in the sun, just for fun?

I don't like green eggs and...

...I'm not yoking.

Seven minutes from now...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...I'm not yoking.

Seven minutes from now...

...someone will yet again announce the impending doom of the planet and all of her denizens.

you could have avoided all this if only you had...

@rookie54 said
...someone will yet again announce the impending doom of the planet and all of her denizens.

you could have avoided all this if only you had...

... read Dr. Seuss as a child.

We're here! We're here! We're...

@wolfe63 said
... read Dr. Seuss as a child.

We're here! We're here! We're...

...fictional characters, for Chrissake!

You’re in good hands ...

@js357 said
...fictional characters, for Chrissake!

You’re in good hands ...

...when reading innocent stories to children.

You're a mean one, Mr. ...