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Am I the only one who thinks platypi are cute?

I feely admit that I'm a REC whore.

He won't stop touching his weiner.
I can't get him to take off his f-cking jock strap.
His shrink says he suffers from castration something, uh, something anxiety.

Fleas won't leave you alone if you ask nicely. Those Bastards.

Originally posted by darvlay
He won't stop touching his weiner.
I can't get him to take off his f-cking jock strap.
His shrink says he suffers from castration something, uh, something anxiety.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm sorry, but.... what the fark is wrong with you?!?

Originally posted by darvlay
My mom used to do a lot of speed while she was pregnant with me.

Originally posted by Canadaguy
Sometimes when I' laying in bed I wonder why are monkeys jumping on me.

Originally posted by darvlay
Probably because you forgot to take that banana out of your ass, big boy.

EDIT - 😉 Yes, it is that kind of wink. 😉

One of the guys I work with has an enormous melon of a head. We replaced his hard hat with a large bucket with one side partially cut out. Now he's been lablelled with the name Bucket Head.

Was it wrong of us to mock the bucket headed oompa loompa?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
One of the guys I work with has an enormous melon of a head. We replaced his hard hat with a large bucket with one side partially cut out. Now he's been lablelled with the name Bucket Head.

Was it wrong of us to mock the bucket headed oompa loompa?

figures. at move 9995 and no games out of 114 waiting.... c'mon 5th digit

Most people have more than the average number of hands.

Death is hereditary.

Originally posted by xs
Death is hereditary.