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Theatrics is a personal favorite of the paper clip.

I ate my socks hillariously.

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A while back my belly button went rotten. I sort of forgot it was down there and didn't scrub it out for awhile. This was a serious problem because some nasty pongy belly cheese built up and scrubbing it out made by belly button nice and clean, but, red and inflamed. Actually this was almost as painful as the time sand/friction/coral ripped off a chunk of my left nipple while surfing. Now I make it my policy to swish a finger around in the ol' belly button every time I take a shower, no further problems have been reported. I supposed people with outies are not as susceptable to this issue. However, outies are fugly in my opinion.

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The moon is made of cheese, jupitor tomato sauce, neptune blue cheese salad dressing, and I'm not at my house.

Josh

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On a lighter note, orange.

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bless you

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The wide range of sizes seen in the various breeds of domestic dogs is proof that evolution exists.

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The green properties have the worst ROI. Go for light blue or orange all the way.

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anyone selling a car for around R20,000??

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George W Bush is the best person alive...

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The broad mass of a nation...
will more easily fall victim to a
big lie than a small one.

Author of Mein Kampf 1927

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What should the male leopard do

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3m/10ft Steel Tape

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Grrrrrrrrrr 😀 Grrrrrrrr

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it rolled under the fridge

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