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Originally posted by martin williams
Minestrone soup can be both crunchy and sweet.
I told you all, you didn't believe me, but now I'm in charge! Well it's time for you to suffer! To feel what I had to feel! To go through the taunts and the jibes and the pain of waking up everyday and knowning the only thing between you and a pin cushion is a lack of cushion! Well you little swine, now it's me that has the power and you are going to grovel! Kneel!! Kneel like the pathetic simpletons you are!!!

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Originally posted by Starrman
I told you all, you didn't believe me, but now I'm in charge! Well it's time for you to suffer! To feel what I had to feel! To go through the taunts and the jibes and the pain of waking up everyday and knowning the only thing between you and a pin cushion is a lack of cushion! Well you little swine, now it's me that has the power and you are going to grovel! Kneel!! Kneel like the pathetic simpletons you are!!!
One more to go, and then the remainder will be left over.

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I never believed masturbation led to blindness, but I DO wear glasses... but it's okay, I can see Jameson's boobs fine from a few inches from the screen.

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If it weren't for these pesky shrews, I'd have made it out of the forest by now.

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Bowmann likes to touch yourself.

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And he said: "That's why you should never roll pancakces after eating asparagus heads!"

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Originally posted by Starrman
And he said: "That's why you should never roll pancakces after eating asparagus heads!"
HI STARRMAN!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Are you pleased to see me!!! or is that dribble on your shoe!!!

😛 Ah it tastes like dribble 🙄

Urgh I made myself feel sick 🙁

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nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!

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And all along the banks, one by one at first, but then in groups of two or three they came. Peeking out of the bushes and the reeds, sniffing at the air then darting down towards the water's edge. On and on they came, an exodus of tiny paws and whiskers, until they were a thousand strong. And there, as the moon cast its spotlight on their muddy stage, I saw them play out their macabre story in squeaks and chitters whilst the river flowed gently by, it's small ripples like a reserved audience, applauding the cast.

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Why are question marks so curly? No matter how much I tortured the smarties, they wouldn't give me the answer.

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Crying in his beer, the old man kept muttering,
"What the hell just happened?"

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I got a big confession to make to all the other people in this thread!!!

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No, the green apples are on the third shelf in the pantry, it's the red ones that are over on the table.

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