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Keep death of the road.... Drive on the pavement!

Well on Saturdays I do, but during the rest of the week I generally use Klingon.

The square of the hypotenuse of a right-angle triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

I LIKE BIG IXITXACHITLS

tonight after work i will mostly be drinking Stella

As I sit on this pile of dung, I spy with my compound eye (that has a large field of vision) somthing that starts with the leter T and B and J and h and and and

Yikes the man is after me with a fly squater😲

Originally posted by kellsy
As I sit on this pile of dung, I spy with my compound eye (that has a large field of vision) somthing that starts with the leter T and B and J and h and and and

Yikes the man is after me with a fly squater😲

How's the drainage in the bottom field?

A frog he would a-wooing go,
hey-ho says Roly,
a frog he would a-wooing go
whether his mother would let him or no
with a roly poly gammon & spinach
hey-ho says Antony Roly

I hope Bush gets impeached for lying about Iraq having WMD in order to trick the US public into supporting the war -- many thousands of people have died as a result of his lies. (Whatever one thinks of whether the war itself was justified, the systematic dishonesty should be of significant concern.)

(I hope there's no rule against discussing politics or anything -- just noticed no-one else had mentioned it in this thread. 🙂)

Last night I got lucky and went home with a beautiful young woman. The night progessed very promisingly until she dropped the bombshell that all her previous boyfriends has been well endowed and that she liked a good 9 inches and wouldn't accept anything else.

At this point I told her she had better get dressed and go home.

Well there is no way I was cutting off 3 inches for anyone, no matter how good looking they were.

😀

I still think harvesting the organs of the poor is a good idea.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I still think harvesting the organs of the poor is a good idea.

Originally posted by karnachz
I hope Bush gets impeached for lying about Iraq having WMD in order to trick the US public into supporting the war -- many thousands of people have died as a result of his lies. (Whatever one thinks of whether the war itself was justified, the systematic dishonesty should be of significant concern.)

(I hope there's no rule against discussing politics or anything -- just noticed no-one else had mentioned it in this thread. 🙂)

I often wonder if anbody else drinks coke up their nose?(I find it too hard to make lines with the stuff)