Originally posted by chessisvanityI'm too small for you to grab me! I'd just lower my torso and bite your b$#l%cks off! 😏
i'm 6ft...260lbs of powerhouse muscle.
boxing....kickboxing....and a little wrestling background...
what did i learn from all of that?
nothing....
I watch Hockey....
Now i grab guys by the shirt and punch there faces off....just like in hockey...
Best fighting strategy there is.
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexI once crumbled someone with a well placed knee in his groin.
Fighting is an integral part of English life, usually the fights are merely a bit of a 'scrap' which end harmlessly but, every now and then, you get a proper fight where people are looking to do serious harm to each other.
So anyway, my question to those of you who have read this far (and well done for doing so, by the way) have you ever knocked somebody out with one punch?
Then I took him by the ears an broke his jaw by ramming my knee into his face.
Eventually they dragged me off him, because I was stamping on his head while he lay bleeding beneath me.
It was his own fault though. He started punching me for no reason what so ever. He deserved to die.
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexI've been awake all last night, got off my couch at 6am, went for a shower, got into my suit, got the tube across Shanghai to my office, drank 6 pints on the way, said good morning to my secretary as I banged the cleaner, got two new business ventures, had 6 more pints on the way home, picked up a Chinese school girl ( school being student and of legal age ), Have her cooking me a good 69 now.. as I drink my next six pints...... and I did all of this sober. So my brain convinces me..... 😏 and I'm now on my couch ready for repetition of yesterday's today! 😛
Hello to you too.
I have been awake all night - arent I COOL MAAAAAN!
Originally posted by mtthwAdults, in general, don't fight. They just slander each other, and feel good. Youngsters haven't mastered the lingo of slander so they just kick the duck out of each other.... that's why being drunk as an adult is ok...... cos the kids are afraid of slander and knoe we used to duck the crap once as well.... ! We elders have the prongs of the fork! 😛
Now that sounds more reasonable. I've never been in a fight (as a adult), but I've been drunk plenty of times.
my platoon sargent was also my karate sensei, and he used to say "nothing beats crazy" use all the fancy crap you want, if someone goes nuts and doesn't feel you punch or kick them, your ass is grass.
I've never knocked anyone out with one punch, but I did hospitalize 2 guys (different fights), and felt like $hit about it afterwards, as I should have shown more self control
Originally posted by duecerremind me never to mess with you duecer.
my platoon sargent was also my karate sensei, and he used to say "nothing beats crazy" use all the fancy crap you want, if someone goes nuts and doesn't feel you punch or kick them, your ass is grass.
I've never knocked anyone out with one punch, but I did hospitalize 2 guys (different fights), and felt like $hit about it afterwards, as I should have shown more self control
Originally posted by mikelomAdults don't fight because we're very, very good at it and will end up really hurting one another. When adults fight, you get Iraq.
Adults, in general, don't fight. They just slander each other, and feel good. Youngsters haven't mastered the lingo of slander so they just kick the duck out of each other.... that's why being drunk as an adult is ok...... cos the kids are afraid of slander and knoe we used to duck the crap once as well.... ! We elders have the prongs of the fork! 😛