Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexI haven't read any of this thread, but the best punch I ever saw thrown knocked out 2 people.
Fighting is an integral part of English life, usually the fights are merely a bit of a 'scrap' which end harmlessly but, every now and then, you get a proper fight where people are looking to do serious harm to each other.
So anyway, my question to those of you who have read this far (and well done for doing so, by the way) have you ever knocked somebody out with one punch?
He got arrested (by 4 of us, with the help of CS gas), but he was a 'big lad' to say the least, and he punched a nightclub bouncer into his colleague, knocking out the first instantly, catapulting him into the second, putting him through a window. This knocked him out too.
Both were completely out for the count. A good 2 or 3 minutes as I recall 🙂
Originally posted by PolicestateOkay, now that's impressive.
I haven't read any of this thread, but the best punch I ever saw thrown knocked out 2 people.
He got arrested (by 4 of us, with the help of CS gas), but he was a 'big lad' to say the least, and he punched a nightclub bouncer into his colleague, knocking out the first instantly, catapulting him into the second, putting him through a window. This knocked him out too.
Both were completely out for the count. A good 2 or 3 minutes as I recall 🙂
I've been knocked down by one hit, that I wasn't expecting, but never knocked out.
Originally posted by slappy115I got knocked out by a dog once! Perhaps a public forum is not the place to mention this? 🙂
Okay, now that's impressive.
I've been knocked down by one hit, that I wasn't expecting, but never knocked out.
A Rotweiller charged me in a suspects back garden. Hit me straight in the chest. For all those who think they could fight off a large carnivore, let me dispell the rumour. It was akin to being hit by a small car. Even if prepared, you have no chance.
I woke up 2 minutes later. 🙂
Originally posted by PolicestateWow, you're lucky it didn't bite you or anything else. At least it was a large dog. If it would have been a cocker spaniel, then I wouldn't be telling anyone. 😛
I got knocked out by a dog once! Perhaps a public forum is not the place to mention this? 🙂
A Rotweiller charged me in a suspects back garden. Hit me straight in the chest. For all those who think they could fight off a large carnivore, let me dispell the rumour. It was akin to being hit by a small car. Even if prepared, you have no chance.
I woke up 2 minutes later. 🙂
Originally posted by slappy115Rule number 1 - dont fight dogs.
Wow, you're lucky it didn't bite you or anything else. At least it was a large dog. If it would have been a cocker spaniel, then I wouldn't be telling anyone. 😛
I once watched a man with a baseball bat try to fight one of our police dogs (Alsatian).
Granted, he did hit it square on the side with his first swipe, but that was the worst decision the guy ever made.
Perhaps if he had been taller his balls would have been out of reach.
1-0 to the Police Dog. The dog needed a fortnight off with broken ribs. As for the guy......
Never fight an opponent who doesn't care if he wins or loses 🙂
Originally posted by PolicestateGot that right. I try to behave myself when I go out drinking and such. There is no reason to get the crap kicked out of me for something stupid.
Rule number 1 - dont fight dogs.
I once watched a man with a baseball bat try to fight one of our police dogs (Alsatian).
Granted, he did hit it square on the side with his first swipe, but that was the worst decision the guy ever made.
Perhaps if he had been taller his balls would have been out of reach.
1-0 to the Police Dog. The dog needed a fortn ...[text shortened]... ken ribs. As for the guy......
Never fight an opponent who doesn't care if he wins or loses 🙂
Plus that guy desevered what he got for hitting the dog. That's assaulting an officer, too. Right?
Originally posted by slappy115Sadly no.
Got that right. I try to behave myself when I go out drinking and such. There is no reason to get the crap kicked out of me for something stupid.
Plus that guy desevered what he got for hitting the dog. That's assaulting an officer, too. Right?
There is an offence of animal cruelty, which is rarely invoked (normally because the dog wins). It is usually a fine.
That doesnt include the medical cost of replacing ones tesitcles.
I have seen many a hard man try to fight a police dog. 5% of them get one over on the dog. The rest lose terribly.
Originally posted by PolicestateWell he should have gotten assault on an officer but the lose of the testicles would be bad enough.
Sadly no.
There is an offence of animal cruelty, which is rarely invoked (normally because the dog wins). It is usually a fine.
That doesnt include the medical cost of replacing ones tesitcles.
I have seen many a hard man try to fight a police dog. 5% of them get one over on the dog. The rest lose terribly.
Why would anyone want to fight a police dog? They are normally German Shepards. Those are scary dogs.
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If a dog is attacking me i'm going to grab him and toss him around like a rag doll.
Trying to hit or kick is useless.
My step-dad trains all sorts of police dogs....some are small and you wouldn't expect them to be cops.
They are for smelling drugs.
Now the big attack dogs we would use these body suits and gloves.
So he would sic the dog onto me and i'd have to pretend to hit it...and thats the cue for the dog to bite.
Alls fair....So this other time i don't "motion to hit"....I jumped that dog...grabbed his loose skin near the neck and i ended up ontop.
I think i broke the dogs spirit....And man did i get yelled at.
The point being....don't try to kick or hit a dog...man-handle them.
I'm 6ft and well over 220lbs at that time....so tossing a dog isn't hard for me.
I'm 260lbs now and hit the weight room like its my religion.
I fear no dog.
Originally posted by chessisvanityWho the hell goes around picking fights with dogs?
If a dog is attacking me i'm going to grap him and toss him around like a rag doll.
Trying to hit or kick is useless.
My step-dad trains all sorts of police dogs....some are small and you wouldn't expect them to be cops.
They are for smelling drugs.
Now the big attack dogs we would use these body suits and gloves.
So he would sic the dog ont ...[text shortened]... i get yelled at.
The point being....don't try to kick or hit a dog...man-handle them.
On a side note, my friend was attack by a dog while he was drunk and he grabbed the dog's mouth and broke the dog's bottom jaw right out of the hinge.
Originally posted by chessisvanityI knew what you were talking about. It just sounded like you would go up and pick a fight with a dog. I don't fear dogs just some of them are a little scary, like Cujo or that dog from Pet Cemetary 2 or Scooby.
See...there is no reason to fear dogs.
Provided you have enough strength and weight behind you to do damage to them.
And no we don't go pick fights...."simulated" incidents are used to train the dogs.