05 Nov 09
Originally posted by hopscotchwhat i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die.
Jesus is on the internet? Does he use a Mac or a PC?
05 Nov 09
Originally posted by BlackampJesus doesn't use hotmail.
what i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die.
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05 Nov 09
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Originally posted by hopscotchAnd he doesn't swear. Come on I saw him the other day when his catcher called for a curve ball up and away and placed his glove down and inside. Now I don't read lips but you sure could tell that he wasn't saying " Where to friend".
Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet.
05 Nov 09
Originally posted by BlackampNot one of your good days? Sure do hope you find those car keys.
what i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die.
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05 Nov 09
Originally posted by hopscotchConsidering the number of people on the internet right now, pleasuring themselves to the most graven and craven of images, Jesus must cry non-stop. In fact, a single subscription to "www.horselovesmidget.org" alone could trigger another 40-day flood!
Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet.
Jesus weeps... :'(
05 Nov 09
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyum.............................................ok. that's tangential, even by your hyperbolic standards.
Not one of your good days? Sure do hope you find those car keys.
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EDIT: oh wait - is this one of your 'hidden message for the cognoscenti' things?