Recurring alphabet thread

i

iPad

How a flat-footed quadlapod alien might answer when asked “so how do you get about?”

I

iPens

Note: a way of writing about one's baloney pony, custard launcher, or trouser snake without it outraging anyone or being alerted.

I

Irribbible

Definition: too huffy to be teased

I

Incontinentia

A woman's name no longer in use

J

Generation J

Definition: people born between 1605 and 1625

J

Jubbly

Note: a word of uncertain meaning unless it has the word "lovely" in front of it in which case its meaning is clear.

@fmf said
I

Incontinentia

A woman's name no longer in use

J

Joisting

A medieval sport where two carpenters, fully decked out in very heavy armor, charge at each other on horseback with lengths of timber that are mormally used to support part of the structure of a building and typically arranged in parallel series to support a floor or ceiling.

J

Joik

Definition: an annoyingly stupid or foolish person from New Joizy or New Yoik.

J

Jam, The

As in: "Put daan ya beeya an collek ya faags, deza raah goin on daan in Slough"*

*Transcribed exclusively for RHP

J

Jiffing

Repeated bits of message board banter that, metaphorically, seek to put lemon juice in other posters' paper cuts.

J

Jabalya

A town in the Gaza Strip. Truly rock-bottom rates on breakfast-included flights-and-hotel deals, but travel insurance not currently unavailable.

J

Jew, the

As in: "The room fell silent when Otto said loudly: Him. Over there. You see him? Look. The Jew standing near the piano."

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