Recurring alphabet thread

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Twins

As in, well, you know...

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Transplatonic™

Definition: someone who has had a sex change in order to be able to have intimate and affectionate, but not sexual, heterosexual relationships with people who used to be of the same sex.

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Tuftosis

Definition: a condition where pubic hair grows back in clumps after being shaved off.

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Tremens

Note: nothing to worry about too much unless it is preceded by delirium.

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Triceratots

Definition: very young children that remind people of a chasmosaurine ceratopsian dinosaur that lived during the late Maastrichtian age.

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Triffid {potato eating plant}

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Titoverarse

Definition: technically speaking, the complete opposite of arseovertit, and yet both words refer to the same thing

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Tintinnabulations

As in: "Earl of Trumps finally stormed off the website when FMF turned the word "Glut" into the sentence "Gary liked Ursula's tintinnabulations" on Kewpie's Last Word Sentences thread.

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Unhistrionic

Antonym: subdued

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Udderly

Kind of like utterly, but with more teats.

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Unconch-scionable {that the mollusc waited so long to be fed}

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Underpanty

Definition: adjective [Britis, informal], descriptive of a person who does something very poorly, or has produced something very poor."

As in: "His version of that song was complete and utter pants, beyond mere pants, even..." etc.

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Vestry {A room in a church where a priest puts on his vest}

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Vespers {Rooms in a church where a priest parks his scooter when attending evening prayer.}

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Vault

Place for keeping important artefacts