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Make em laugh till it hurts. Life is too serious and all a girl wants is someone to laugh through the bad times with. But don't be immature, that's just not funny.

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Originally posted by mokko
Make em laugh till it hurts. Life is too serious and all a girl wants is someone to laugh through the bad times with. But don't be immature, that's just not funny.
Good advice.

And dress well, too.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Good advice.

And dress well, too.
Or just look really good naked. 😀

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Originally posted by darvlay
I fcuk with my shirt on.
Over here In Blighty it's the socks we keep on... dunno why.

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Originally posted by rhb
Over here In Blighty it's the socks we keep on... dunno why.
It's cuz you're all back-ass-wards, that's why!

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It's not really scronkin if you still have clothes on.

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's cuz you're all back-ass-wards, that's why!
By 'we' I was not referring to myslef obviously... I've forgotten what sex is 😕

Edit... better change my Avatar!

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Originally posted by mokko
It's not really scronkin if you still have clothes on.
Not true! The best sex of my life is when my girlfriend fulfils my request to be dominated, dressed in a navy blue polyester pants suit, chastising me about my lazy work ethic. Then I quickly turn the tables and nail the lovin' crap out of her whle "mistakenly" calling her my boss's name.

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Are you laughing yet, mokko? You sexy cretin!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Not true! The best sex of my life is when my girlfriend fulfils my request to be dominated, dressed in a navy blue polyester pants suit, chastising me about my lazy work ethic. Then I quickly turn the tables and nail the lovin' crap out of her whle "mistakenly" calling her my boss's name.
he works for a bloke though.........

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
he works for a bloke though.........
Obviously. What's your point?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Obviously. What's your point?
Well Homer, if shouting out "Mr Burns" does it for you..............there's not much else I can say

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Well Homer, if shouting out "Mr Burns" does it for you..............there's not much else I can say
Totally off topic but did you know that your name spoken in French, translated back to English means "I farted"?

JPT - J'ai peter

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