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pass gas privately

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17) Never sing Rule Brittania in a bar in Old Montreal on St. Jean Baptiste day (June 24th) if you don't want to be pummulled.😲🙄

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Originally posted by coquette
pass gas privately*
*or when you can plausibly blame it on someone

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Originally posted by coquette
pass gas privately
I still think so*.

*Own it! There is nothing wrong with a healthy fart.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
17) Never sing Rule Brittania in a bar in Old Montreal on St. Jean Baptiste day (June 24th) if you don't want to be pummulled.😲🙄
Still to this day, if the British national anthem is played on tv
for any reason, say a football match or the olympics or whatever

they turn down the sound here in Ireland.

They never do that for any other national anthem.

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Originally posted by apathist
I still think so*.

*Own it! There is nothing wrong with a healthy fart.
18) be awre that there is such a thing as being too open-minded.

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19) Give every idea a fair hearing because everyone deserves a chance to make their case.
Reject some really bad ideas out-of-hand because your time is limited.


20) If it feels right...do it.

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22) You only live once.




OK some may think differently but no one's been able to prove otherwise.

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23) No regrets - useless.

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24) If it looks like a sheep, sounds like a sheep but smells like a wolf be careful.


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
24) If it looks like a sheep, sounds like a sheep but smells like a wolf be careful.
It's probably a duck.

Anyway, one of my personal favourites;

25.The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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27. The most important thing to know about horses is never step in their shyte.

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