Rules to remember in life

28. If she crosses her legs and you can see her testicles, it's a dude.

29) If you toss your sleeping bag on some turf after dark and it turns out you're camped on an ant colony, don't do that anymore.

It takes awhile to heal.

30) Only Americans get a "fifteen minutes of fame".

31) Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead- Benjamin Franklin

32) Forgive.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
32) Forgive.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
33) Forget (because you will with age)

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Still to this day, if the British national anthem is played on tv
for any reason, say a football match or the olympics or whatever

they turn down the sound here in Ireland.

They never do that for any other national anthem.

Originally posted by Trev33
No they don't... when you do ever get outside anyway?

Originally posted by Ponderable
The only constant in life is change.

Originally posted by mikelom
That's what the electron didn't believe, until it was spun reversely.

Then it experienced a new change and charge? 😛

🙂

-m.

55. (I guess). If you don't like someone there's close to 100 percent chance that they don't like you either.

56. If a woman says "you're the best", ask her, "compared to how many exactly?"

Originally posted by Trev33
No they don't... when you do ever get outside anyway?