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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Why is it do you think that Mormons have a statistically higher percentage of homosexuals than any other North American religious organization? Do you think this is because they already have an affinity for sexual perversion with the broad acceptance of plural marriages?
I have absolutely no idea, i have never been nor ever will be a Mormon. Why dont you take it to spirituality, i am sure they shall be more than willing to help.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I have absolutely no idea, i have never been nor ever will be a Mormon. Why dont you take it to spirituality, i am sure they shall be more than willing to help.
Closet Mormonism is a terrible thing.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Closet Mormonism is a terrible thing.
Is it, do tell.

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All hail the "resurrection of the strife"

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gonads and strife.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Is it, do tell.
All mormons have homosexual tendencies.
You're a closet mormon.
Therefore you love the man chowder. QED.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
All mormons have homosexual tendencies.
You're a closet mormon.
Therefore you love the man chowder. QED.
I really have wondered at the sexual content of your posts. Either they are inferring something about someone's sexuality, or they are making innuendo, or more often than not they are simply crude and juvenile. Why should that be i wondered, is it due to lack of real sexual content in ones own life and you are compensating for it in other ways. You see, people who are sexually active dont need to continually make references about it on internet forums, its enough for them to enjoy the intimacy. Try to find someone, it will bring a measure of comfort to your life.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I really have wondered at the sexual content of your posts. Either they are inferring something about someone's sexuality, or they are making innuendo, or more often than not they are simply crude and juvenile. Why should that be i wondered, is it due to lack of real sexual content in ones own life and you are compensating for it in other ways. Yo ...[text shortened]... m to enjoy the intimacy. Try to find someone, it will bring a measure of comfort to your life.
Sometimes I coat my naked body in Thousand Island Dressing and execute perfect half twist backflips on my 12' trampoline for the thrills. I call this move the Tossed Salad.

What's your best move? I imagine It involves faking a slip in the shower at the YMCA.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Sometimes I coat my naked body in Thousand Island Dressing and execute perfect half twist backflips on my 12' trampoline for the thrills. I call this move the Tossed Salad.

What's your best move? I imagine It involves faking a slip in the shower at the YMCA.
Your so alone, and so bitter, try making friends, anything is better than nothing, as for me, well i dont need moves, i have a rather pretty and loving wife, i certainly dont need gimmicks like thousand island dressing. My nine your old kid can do forward flips and back flipps on the trampoline, its quite impressive, . . . . .. for a nine year old kid. You do know you need to be thirteen to use this site, dont you?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Your so alone, and so bitter, try making friends, anything is better than nothing, as for me, well i dont need moves, i have a rather pretty and loving wife, i certainly dont need gimmicks like thousand island dressing. My nine your old kid can do forward flips and back flipps on the trampoline, its quite impressive, . . . . .. for a nine year old kid. You do know you need to be thirteen to use this site, dont you?
Do you have your brown belt?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Do you have your brown belt?
Why are you so interested in my sex life? For goodness sake, you live in a virtual world, get out and meet real people, do real things, life is not a joke.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Why are you so interested in my sex life? For goodness sake, you live in a virtual world, get out and meet real people, do real things, life is not a joke.
You're the one that brought up having a 9 year old. I can only assume you don't have any other kids because you've been working on your brown belt. One could hypothesize that you'd been going for bum babies all along and the 9 year old was just an accident.

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Originally posted by wormwood
gonads and strife.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You're the one that brought up having a 9 year old. I can only assume you don't have any other kids because you've been working on your brown belt. One could hypothesize that you'd been going for bum babies all along and the 9 year old was just an accident.
Apparently it slipped out the back door and into the front.

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