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Originally posted by Freddie2004
Her tits are a bit messed up though...
Indeed! Worst of all, her face is shaped like that of an orangutang.

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
Her tits are a bit messed up though...
hows that ! have another look

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
hows that ! have another look
Now she got rings in her nips

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
hows that ! have another look
It could possible be her(her, listen to me) hair, but it just seems like its her face jutting out much farther than it should be.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Indeed! Worst of all, her face is shaped like that of an orangutang.
yes & I had to cut her legs off too (the spaces disappear, and I couldn't be bothered to fill in the rest with dots) here is the link for the full picture
http://www.textfiles.com/art/fran.art

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
yes & I had to cut her legs off too (the spaces disappear, and I couldn't be bothered to fill in the rest with dots) here is the link for the full picture
http://www.textfiles.com/art/fran.art
That one looks much better. Brilliant, bloody brilliant.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
That one looks much better. Brilliant, bloody brilliant.
there are a few more on that site too

http://www.textfiles.com/art/

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
yes & I had to cut her legs off too (the spaces disappear, and I couldn't be bothered to fill in the rest with dots) here is the link for the full picture
http://www.textfiles.com/art/fran.art
What do you mean you had to cut her legs off πŸ˜›
You must be kinky and should do about 5 years in Prison
when you comes out maybe you could have proper sex without cutting up your bitch

I mean you needs the girl to have legs dont you πŸ™‚

PS I like legs so if you want to sell any spare ones I will pay top nosh (doller)πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
What do you mean you had to cut her legs off πŸ˜›
You must be kinky and should do about 5 years in Prison
when you comes out maybe you could have proper sex without cutting up your b----h

I mean you needs the girl to have legs dont you πŸ™‚

PS I like legs so if you want to sell any spare ones I will pay top nosh (doller)πŸ˜›
I suppose I should have done it the other way round, afterall who looks at the mantle piece when your stoking the fire.πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
It also helps to prevent cancer of the nuts πŸ™‚

so go for it

lets all have a wank πŸ˜› and save our nuts and loads of hospital money and time

πŸ™‚
too bad it doesn't prevent cancer for women too :'(

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Originally posted by NicotineMan
I never enjoyed it that much anyways. I would love to talk about beautiful woman, that's much more entertaining πŸ™‚ Like swedish chicks, polish chicks, ukranian chicksπŸ˜‰ etc...
Hey, if ya wanna talk about Polish chicks, i'm there. Grrrr *woof woof* AAAAAWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWW, etc... πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
What do you mean you had to cut her legs off πŸ˜›
You must be kinky and should do about 5 years in Prison
when you comes out maybe you could have proper sex without cutting up your bitch

I mean you needs the girl to have legs dont you πŸ™‚

PS I like legs so if you want to sell any spare ones I will pay top nosh (doller)πŸ˜›
Need any info on legs Viv??.......ask Paul McCartney......
He's the expert.
He even bought Heather some kinky tights for her B'day.
Oh yeah, and some scissors!

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
I am having a hand job over that now πŸ˜›
You're easily entertained, then. ;-)

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
I am fed up with all the cheat stuff

Who wants to have sex instead πŸ˜›

lets get exy 😡
You're not even going to ask me out for dinner first?

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This is the funniest thread I have ever seen.

I'll start the pool on how long it's gonna be before this gets too explicit to be continued and gets closed...

Who's in the pool?

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