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Originally posted by mokko
Men are pigs.

boys aren't 😉

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
with attitude like that, no wonder you're not getting any😀

This is neither here nor there.

Originally posted by mokko
This is neither here nor there.

Where the fcuk is this then?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Where the fcuk is this then?

This is a sad little reality of a sad little life. :'(
Thought you were coming over for champaign and strawberries?

Originally posted by mokko
This is neither here nor there.

Perhaps you need a a few one liners to break the ice

Point to bulge in trousers & say

"wow I've never seen one that shape before"

Originally posted by mokko
This is a sad little reality of a sad little life. :'(
Thought you were coming over for champaign and strawberries?

I wanted to.
However Jack D and Julian Clary are on BBC1 in 2 minutes time.

I'll have to pop by tomorrow.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Define "pig", mokko the magnificent...

That, my friend, is you just squealing for abuse.

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Perhaps you need a a few one liners to break the ice

Point to bulge in trousers & say

"wow I've never seen one that shape before"

This would be an outright lie.

Originally posted by mokko
This would be an outright lie.

Only trying to help, still I just remembered that that site i posted up before had a nude bloke aswell
http://www.textfiles.com/art/george.art

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Only trying to help, still I just remembered that that site i posted up before had a nude bloke aswell
http://www.textfiles.com/art/george.art

Why is it they always show all the girly parts but cover up the junk on a guy? 😠

Originally posted by mokko
Why is it they always show all the girly parts but cover up the junk on a guy? 😠

Not true, I just checked out your picts on your site and there wasn't a single naked bap in sight🙁

Originally posted by mokko
Why is it they always show all the girly parts but cover up the junk on a guy? 😠

Its cos it is junk-mail like most of my post's 😛

Originally posted by mokko
A big fat sweaty animal that derives great pleasure from wallowing in its own shite all day long completly unaware of the nausiating effect it has on others.

BLAST!! LOL!! 😛