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Sex is great, but is doesn't beat the real thing 😵

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http://reflex.typepad.com/reflex/images/ascii.html

http://www.drwingnut.info/content/asciiporn.jpg

Both are image versions of similar work - i couldnt be bothered with trying to re-produce them

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Originally posted by knightwest
Sex is great, but is doesn't beat the real thing 😵
Chess is sex..............

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Chess is sex..............
oh cmon! get out of here...

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Originally posted by Jusuh
oh cmon! get out of here...
Well some people can be very creative with their bishops and nights..

I say no more.. 😛

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Originally posted by Peachy


I say no more.. 😛
thanks. now im out of here...

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Chess is sex..............
You have a very perverted mind Vlad.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
You have a very perverted mind Vlad.
Vlad will crush your nuts 😛

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea

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..............sexsexsexsexse......................x............(o
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..........sexsexsexsexse...x....x........(o).....x.........x
........sexsexsexsexse....x......x.................x.......x
That is fantastic!!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
Her tits are a bit messed up though...
Aren't they always 😛

(can't believe i actually posted this 🙄)

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Originally posted by MCA
http://reflex.typepad.com/reflex/images/ascii.html

http://www.drwingnut.info/content/asciiporn.jpg

Both are image versions of similar work - i couldnt be bothered with trying to re-produce them
Cool, calculator porn!

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Originally posted by MCA
http://reflex.typepad.com/reflex/images/ascii.html

http://www.drwingnut.info/content/asciiporn.jpg

Both are image versions of similar work - i couldnt be bothered with trying to re-produce them
Howl howl howl hooooooooooowl 🙂

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Aren't they always 😛

(can't believe i actually posted this 🙄)
I don't know where the hell you are getting it!

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Howl howl howl hooooooooooowl 🙂
You just made a mess all over my key-board 😕

I hope you are going to 😛 it up 🙂

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Found this piece of rather interesting text art on the net, for your thread, it is amazing what some people can do 🙂


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..........sexsexsexs..........x........................x
Something I forgot to mention is that Fran (thats her name) is single and looking for a boyfriend. Appart from the fact that she doesn't cook, clean or have any legs and has an odd looking head. She'll make a great girlfriend for somebody, as she pretty much let do you what you want. She never complains if you want to date other women or go out for a beer with the lads. Plus she's cheap & very low maintenance. She isn't fussy about looks either, although I'm not sure if she is the kind of girl that goes for personality or for somebody well endowed.

Can't think of any good one liners so I better just get my large nob out ...


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You smaller guys have got no chance 😉

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