26 Feb 13
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbymwinkie
then, going out on a fragile limb it shall be:
gbs and miss and kewp became bffs while still
in 1st grade.... pen pal stuff morphed to 3-way phone calls
and then, finally, to emails and skype when the three
mischevious mice receieved laptops (lad was a slow learner)
for christmas while in second grade.
in fourth grade their parents
[No and No ...[text shortened]... etty kittens
until one winked at her three times.
guess what name she picked for ___
(bye)
Originally posted by coquetteschitcks and coquie and kew
mwinkie
each provided warm homes for their kittens,
mister no namie and mwinkie and queen stickie,
respectively.
each, also, had been born with soft little coats
of various crayon colors:
mister no namie's ___
mwinkie's ___
and queen stickies' ___
maybe some day we'll
learn the name
of those colors,
someday
?
27 Feb 13
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbythree crayon colored coats
schitcks and coquie and kew
each provided warm homes for their kittens,
mister no namie and mwinkie and queen stickie,
respectively.
each, also, had been born with soft little coats
of various crayon colors:
mister no namie's ___
mwinkie's ___
and queen stickies' ___
maybe some day we'll
learn the name
of those colors,
someday
?
one mango
one tango
and one
rango
Originally posted by Ice Cold"RHP/STG Family/Late Breaking Accident Report" (13.02.27)
The object is to keep this thread on top of page one. A game destined to fail. 😞
“Grandfather, Ice Cold still AWOL & Grandmother Icey, presumed dead from either hypothermia or hypertension; Father & Mother, Yawn and Baby Hmm; Spouses/Children/Dog and Baby Sitter: No & Husband No Way, Jose (and with one friendly boy child named Giant Big Schticks); Yes & Wife Yasmine and their most beautiful and literate baby girl they named Miss Excellante' Coquie); Maybe & Wife Mary (and their one sad runt of a male (the stork had intentionally dropped) named Loquacious Lad; The Family's Beloved Dog, Might (which sired five spotted pups, of which six died moments after birth from very serious afterbirth complications and loss of vitreous humor); Trusted Family Baby Sitter, since before Grampy Ice was born, Kind Hearted Kewpie (who taught the entire family the English Language and Chess until She Parsed at the Tender Age of 2,013); Their Kittens (mister no namie and mwinkie and queen stickie; and Super Pup, Might) were All Miraculously Reunited earlier this past week.
"The festivities drew attention from across the United States, The UK, Australia, Thailand, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, South Africa and (even Canada). Third day of the Boisterous Partying in a Small Motel named Thumbs 7, Extraordinarily Heavy Rains Caused Numerous Automobile and 18-Wheeler Accidents and Pile Ups. While Law Enforcement Personnel and Wrecking Crews and Screaming Ambulances and First Responders were Everywhere Attempting to Sort Out the Living from the Dying and the Dead, a Big Red Bus Veered off the Exit and Crashed Hard into the 7 Thumbs Motel Rooms the RHP/STG Family had Rented. All Nineteen Family Members Died Instantly. Next Day, the Coroner’s Report determined Cause of Death as Massive Internal Injuries (related to disappointment and irregular heart beats). Their Collective Will Stipulated: 'Simple Cremation without Ceremony or Flowers. Those Wishing to Express their Grief in a Tangible Manner May Contact the Administrative Staff of the Red Hot Pawn Chess Site to Arrange for Their Financial Donations to be Bequeathed to Underwrite Subscription Fees for Promising Newbies (with chess ratings below 1100'😉.”
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Originally posted by Great Big SteesOne turbulent night at sea,
Thank goodness. I thought we'd be stuck in a "Here we go loop de loop".
a once sturdy ship struggled fore and aft
with its mainstay and supporting post sails
torn to threads.
A young girl, Miss Rachel Helen Paxton,
danced loop de loop to her heart's content on the upper deck;
though others became fearful and frightened and confused,
she smiled a smile reflecting
an inner peace within the quietitude of her innermost being
throughout that memorable night.
(with reluctance on this saddest of dates)
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01 Mar 13
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyluv'd this one GB
One turbulent night at sea,
a once sturdy ship struggled fore and aft
with its mainstay and supporting post sails
torn to threads.
A young girl, Miss Rachel Helen Paxton,
danced loop de loop to her heart's content on the upper deck;
though others became fearful and frightened and confused,
she smiled a smile reflecting
an inner ...[text shortened]... most being
throughout that memorable night.
(with reluctance on this saddest of dates)
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many thanx!
02 Mar 13
Originally posted by coquettehow nice, coquie. some of my stuff really stinks; im glad this one's okay. while i have you on the line, there's a question i would like ask. here goes: what's the ickiest and stickiest food texture and taste you've ever experienced? mine's the slimy intricacy of the threads of fish guts, which i partially enjoyed [because of the view] one afternoon at an old fishhouse on cape cod...
luv'd this one GB
many thanx!
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02 Mar 13
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Originally posted by coquette#7917
well my scottish inlaws served something unthinkable
i had to pretend it was ok
GAG!!!
did your dear hubby's dad and mum serve the 'GAG!!!' dish ceremoniously on a silver platter beneath a reverential, soft low wattage light amid animated whispers? two other ughie, low surface tension food textures on my 10 worst list would be off-white crisco like, chemicalized margerine based cow butter substitute; also, awful looking and worse tasting, long and mangy, unsightly 'gooey duck clams served in outdoor restaurants in the market district of seattle. both of these bad boys i could do without.
[no bumping ^/]
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02 Mar 13
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyThe first time my mother used a pressure cooker, when we first came to Canada, she didn't know how to use the pressure release valve and as a consequence the meal (if memory serves me well it was Tripe) after the " explosion" in the kitchen, got "STUCK" to the ceiling.
#7917
did your dear hubby's dad and mum serve the 'GAG!!!' dish ceremoniously on a silver platter beneath a reverential, soft low wattage light amid animated whispers? two other ughie, low surface tension food textures on my 10 worst list would be off-white crisco like, chemicalized margerine based cow butter substitute; also, awful looking and wor ...[text shortened]... arket district of seattle. both of these bad boys i could do without.
[no bumping ^/]
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