Sticky Thread Game

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
The Average Red Hot Pawn Member Spends
as Much Time in the Bathroom as on Vacation
(55 minutes/day; doubt it, do the math).
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees

I did and I am on a constant vacation except for the 55 min/day I am stuck in the bathroom reading the want ads.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hey, Great Big One, maybe you should Reverse Your Schedule since El Cheapo Non-Subscribers can already read plenty of Want Ads
on RHP; besides, from the looks of recent developments, you could probably use more time in your bathroon on your usual can.
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees

I would, but I can't, so I won't. Guess I'm just stuck eh?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]A Minor Bird

I have wished a bird would fly away,
And not sing by my house all day;

Have clapped my hands at him from the door
When it seemed as if I could bear no more.

The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.

And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.

(Robert Frost)[/b]

Originally posted by coquette
yo word, chill

I don't think that the longevity of a thread has any meaning if only two or three parrots are contributing. Why not back off and see if there is any actual interest in this piece of worthless noise?

Originally posted by billyray
I don't think that the longevity of a thread has any meaning if only two or three parrots are contributing. Why not back off and see if there is any actual interest in this piece of worthless noise?

"Who's Afraid of the Big Bad STG Wolf"

Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf.
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf… Tra la la la la.

Long ago there were Three Little RHP Sticky Thread Game Poster Pigs,
Little Handsome Poster Piggy Wigs for whom the big, very bad, the very big,
very bad wolf they did not give three figs.

Number One was very gay and he built his Post House with Hay
With a hey, hey toot he blew on his flute and he played around all day.

Now Number Two was fond of jigs and so he built his Post House with Twigs
Hey, diddle, diddle he played on his fiddle and danced with the lady pigs.

Number Three said, "Nix on tricks, I shall build my Post House with Ice Cold Bricks"
He had no chance to sing or dance, 'Cause work and play don't mix.

Ha, ha, ha, the Two Little ‘Do Little Pigs' just winked and laughed ah, woo.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf… tra la la la la.

Came the day when fate did frown and that wolf blew into town
With a gruff huff puff, he puffed just enough and the Hay House fell right down.

One and Two were scared to death of the Big Bad Wolf's breath.
By the hair of your chinny chin I'll blow you in and the Twig House answered ‘Yes’.

No one left but Number Three to save that Piglet Family.
So when they knocked, he fast unlocked and said, ‘Come in with me’.

Now they all were safe inside but the bricks hurt Olde Wolfie's Pride.
So, he slid down the chimney and Oh, by Jiminey in that fireplace fire he was fried.

Oh, oh, oh, the three little free, little pigs just winked and laughed, ah, woo.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf.

Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf…Tra la la la la.
Tra la la, tra la laTra la la la la la la la la la la.

Question: Which of the Little Handsome Thread Poster Piggy Wigs are You? (ah, woo)
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]"Who's Afraid of the Big Bad STG Wolf"

Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf.
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf… Tra la la la la.

Long ago there were Three Little RHP Sticky Thread Game Poster Pigs,
Little Handsome Poster Piggy Wigs for whom the big, very bad, the very big,
very bad wolf they did not give ...[text shortened]... n: Which of the Little Handsome Thread Poster Piggy Wigs are You? (ah, woo)
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Number Three said, "Nix on tricks, I shall build my Post House with Ice Cold Beers"
Yup I'll stick with #3.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Whoa! Not getting enough sleep? Sometimes it's difficult to stick to ridgid timelines but most often your body will tell you when to do things. Listen to it.

Originally posted by coquette
i'm divided on this one
has a point, don't you think?

Found at the bottom of page 1
it seems that all efforts to keep it going were for naught
all the chatter about reaching 8000 posts, silly
I TOLD YOU SO!

Originally posted by coquette
Found at the bottom of page 1
it seems that all efforts to keep it going were for naught
all the chatter about reaching 8000 posts, silly
I TOLD YOU SO!