The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@torunn said
@Great-Big-Stees
The inventory shows that the champagne supply is critical as well as brandy (who drinks brandy these days?) and gin.

I'll say again
when my dear departed lemondrop, rest his soul, owned the tavern the inventory was filled to the brim

@gertrude said
I'll say again
when my dear departed lemondrop, rest his soul, owned the tavern the inventory was filled to the brim

Those were the days 🙂

@torunn said
Those were the days 🙂

you were the first customer
yes, the good old days

@gertrude said
I'll say again
when my dear departed lemondrop, rest his soul, owned the tavern the inventory was filled to the brim

Stees should at least change the locks on the wine cellar. 😉

@gertrude said
I'll say again
when my dear departed lemondrop, rest his soul, owned the tavern the inventory was filled to the brim

With RIM?

@kevin-eleven said
Stees should at least change the locks on the wine cellar. 😉

As, for the most part, our patrons are not the kind that might take a five finger discount, changing the locks won’t be necessary. Besides, I think Suzianne comes by every once in a while and mentions that if she hears of any high junks going on she would “take care of” the perpetrator. 😲😉👍

@great-big-stees said
As, for the most part, our patrons are not the kind that might take a five finger discount, changing the locks won’t be necessary. Besides, I think Suzianne comes by every once in a while and mentions that if she hears of any high junks going on she would “take care of” the perpetrator. 😲😉👍

Do you think an eye patch would make me look a little more badass (ala Elle Driver), as I sit in the dark corner with my tumbler of dark rum and my 'boom sticks'?

@suzianne said
Do you think an eye patch would make me look a little more badass (ala Elle Driver), as I sit in the dark corner with my tumbler of dark rum and my 'boom sticks'?

No, just sit there looking cute. Lull them into a false sense of security.

@the-gravedigger said
No, just sit there looking cute. Lull them into a false sense of security.

But when I sit in the dark corner with my tumbler of dark rum, the idea is to look menacing enough to keep all the ego-males at bay. You know, because I'm in one of my "love sucks" moods. Menacing enough so that when I stand up, the dudes take a step back. I think an eye patch would turn the trick just fine.

@suzianne said
But when I sit in the dark corner with my tumbler of dark rum, the idea is to look menacing enough to keep all the ego-males at bay. You know, because I'm in one of my "love sucks" moods. Menacing enough so that when I stand up, the dudes take a step back. I think an eye patch would turn the trick just fine.

The viper assassin did look menacing.
But I think of you more as Trinity in The Matrix.

YouTube

@the-gravedigger said
The viper assassin did look menacing.
But I think of you more as Trinity in The Matrix.

[youtube]VxNiEEtYe4Q[/youtube]

That's Suzianne.

@torunn said
That's Suzianne.

Don't mess with her.

@suzianne said
Do you think an eye patch would make me look a little more badass (ala Elle Driver), as I sit in the dark corner with my tumbler of dark rum and my 'boom sticks'?

just post a real photo of you
that should scare the crap out us

@suzianne said
But when I sit in the dark corner with my tumbler of dark rum, the idea is to look menacing enough to keep all the ego-males at bay. You know, because I'm in one of my "love sucks" moods. Menacing enough so that when I stand up, the dudes take a step back. I think an eye patch would turn the trick just fine.

OK, Darth Shortie. 😉

I seem to remember you publicly mentioned your height one time, so your nei gong must be pretty good to have that effect.

Just don't let it poison your soul and turn your eyes yellow.

Also, have you ever considered scouting for paramours in churches or bookstores or the grocery store instead of bars?