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@suzianne said
Do you think an eye patch would make me look a little more badass (ala Elle Driver), as I sit in the dark corner with my tumbler of dark rum and my 'boom sticks'?
Not sure what you mean by 'boom sticks'.

Something like electrified nunchuks or escrima?

As for me, I just carry a lightning staff. Sends a signal.


@suzianne said
Do you think an eye patch would make me look a little more badass (ala Elle Driver), as I sit in the dark corner with my tumbler of dark rum and my 'boom sticks'?
Wear the eye patch in the middle of your forehead. 😉

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@great-big-stees said
As, for the most part, our patrons are not the kind that might take a five finger discount, changing the locks won’t be necessary.
At this stage I feel it would be incorrect for me to clarify what I meant. 😉


@kevin-eleven said
Not sure what you mean by 'boom sticks'.
I'm not inclined to explain, either.

I will say that nunchucks have two flaws: they're too short and they're connected to each other, it drives their efficacy down by half.

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@kevin-eleven said
OK, Darth Shortie. 😉

I seem to remember you publicly mentioned your height one time, so your nei gong must be pretty good to have that effect.

Just don't let it poison your soul and turn your eyes yellow.

Also, have you ever considered scouting for paramours in churches or bookstores or the grocery store instead of bars?
Did Jesus find his followers in church? No.

And why don't you let me look after the condition of my soul?



The "Darth Shortie" bit was good, I have to admit. Except I'm not of the Sith. I thought you realized that.


@kevin-eleven said

Also, have you ever considered scouting for paramours in churches or bookstores or the grocery store instead of bars?
She doesn't want a bookish preacher who smells of vegetables.


One of those times I could use a good stiff drink. How about a straight up ginger ale? 🙂

-VR

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@very-rusty said
One of those times I could use a good stiff drink. How about a straight up ginger ale? 🙂

-VR
You rebel you.😲👍

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@great-big-stees said
You rebel you.😲👍
Sometimes I go way out there on a limb....LOL...

-VR

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Pretty boring in here tonight.

And I don't get off work for another four hours.

Sigh.

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@suzianne said
Pretty boring in here tonight.

And I don't get off work for another four hours.

Sigh.
Boring at work is good. Excitement means things are going wrong usually rapidly.

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@suzianne said
Pretty boring in here tonight.

And I don't get off work for another four hours.

Sigh.
Boring might mean that we are left with ourselves and our thoughts more than usual - not necessarily a bad thing. The Tavern opens now and Stees will be around any minute.

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@torunn said
Boring might mean that we are left with ourselves and our thoughts more than usual - not necessarily a bad thing. The Tavern opens now and Stees will be around any minute.
Here I is. Sorry for my absence but I was in a meeting with one of our suppliers and we got off topic, talking about some of the Tavern’s patrons but fear not, I kept to the “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” credo. Now who wants what?🤔😁

Edit: As Suzianne will be leaving RHP soon, and from what she is saying, permanently, Wednesday evening we are having a little, Farewell party in her honour. Everyone is, of course, invited and please bring along some of your reminiscences of your time “with” her.

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@great-big-stees said
Here I is. Sorry for my absence but I was in a meeting with one of our suppliers and we got off topic, talking about some of the Tavern’s patrons but fear not, I kept to the “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” credo. Now who wants what?🤔😁

Edit: As Suzianne will be leaving RHP soon, and from what she is saying, permanently, Wednesday evening we are having a litt ...[text shortened]... ne is, of course, invited and please bring along some of your reminiscences of your time “with” her.
Oh, I must have missed something. I didn't know Suzianne was leaving.

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@the-gravedigger said
Oh, I must have missed something. I didn't know Suzianne was leaving.
Ooooops.😲

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