The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@great-big-stees said
My dear Suzanne, all our bottles, of whatever, are always front and centre for all to see. Price here at the Tavern, is of no consequence. As requested, here you go. Enjoy.👍

Good man. 😍

@divegeester said
Not at all, my post perfectly sums up your silly threats to leave, you not doing so, accidentally posting while lurking, and blaming it all on your imaginary house guest in the “Adieu” thread.

Forum Gold.

I've never lied in any post, in my 20+ years on the site.

A fact you'd be hard-pressed to emulate.

@earl-of-trumps said
Ya know, Stees... I think a nice shot of gray goose and a beer works for me. and some crisps, please

I trust you had what you wanted Earl, while I attended a birthday party. Two of my canasta friends turned 80 and it called for an extra celebration. Things seem to have calmed down here.

@suzianne said
They are neither, little man.

So you really do believe that Russ takes bribes from me to ban people?

@suzianne said
You must be massively disappointed on a daily basis.

Only on the days you don’t post some astonishing deluded nonsense about some wild hair (or is it hare) up yourself.

@suzianne said
I've never lied in any post, in my 20+ years on the site.

This reminds me of Bill Clinton’s infamous “I did not have sexual relations with that women” statement.

@divegeester said
So you really do believe that Russ takes bribes from me to ban people?

Take it outside the tavern sir. People here are trying to enjoy their coffees.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Take it outside the tavern sir. People here are trying to enjoy their coffees.

I’m just replying to another poster who initiated the exchange. Why not take it up with them?

@torunn said
I trust you had what you wanted Earl, while I attended a birthday party. Two of my canasta friends turned 80 and it called for an extra celebration. Things seem to have calmed down here.

I'd like a hazelnut dacquoise please, accompanied by a small affogato.

@divegeester said
So you really do believe that Russ takes bribes from me to ban people?

I think people are tired of you bringing this old banter up.

Have you gotten enough mileage out of it yet?

@suzianne said
I think people are tired of you bringing this old banter up.

Have you gotten enough mileage out of it yet?

or just tired of Him.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Take it outside the tavern sir. People here are trying to enjoy their coffees.

Good advice Sir. We don't want to see anyone getting kung fu'd through tables or windows.

@divegeester said
I’m just replying to another poster who initiated the exchange. Why not take it up with them?

Typical.

It's not me, it's them!

Grow up and take responsibility for once.

@david-burton said
or just tired of Him.

Don't capitalize him, he might get a bigger head than he already has.

@divegeester said
This reminds me of Bill Clinton’s infamous “I did not have sexual relations with that women” statement.

Aaaaah, you see...

but I did have sexual relations with that woman.

And I've never lied in any post I've ever made here.

Priorities, little man, priorities.