the village of redhotpawnia

Originally posted by whitedeerwithnohorns
Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
that valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods or steepy mountain yields.

And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks
By shallow rivers to whose falls
Melodous birds sing madrigals.

And i will make thee beds of roses
And a thousa ...[text shortened]... ight each May morning
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me and be my love.

Sighs :-)
Oh, my love, I will spend eternity with you.
We will have the most beautiful little cottage in the redhotpawnia countryside, and we will raise our babies there and live in love and bliss.

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Sighs :-)
Oh, my love, I will spend eternity with you.
We will have the most beautiful little cottage in the redhotpawnia countryside, and we will raise our babies there and live in love and bliss.

😴

Originally posted by Faith No More
😴

awwwww. shhhhhh everyone, he is sleeping......

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
awwwww. shhhhhh everyone, he is sleeping......

Knock, knock.

Sorry to intrude but, do you know where I can find the nearest pub? And does it have live football?

Originally posted by lucifershammer
Knock, knock.

Sorry to intrude but, do you know where I can find the nearest pub? And does it have live football?

Yes, just off the Square, to the right. The Queen's Gambit.
Good ale and pretty pub maids. Live footy.

Originally posted by Faith No More
😴

*ties FNM's shoe laces together as he sleeps under the oak tree......

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
*ties FNM's shoe laces together as he sleeps under the oak tree......

FNM falls and dies. All because of Sarah

Originally posted by Faith No More
FNM falls and dies. All because of Sarah

*Thinks about giveing FNM the kiss of life..........runs off and kisses Sarah instead*

xxxx

Originally posted by whitedeerwithnohorns
*Thinks about giveing FNM the kiss of life..........runs off and kisses Sarah instead*

xxxx

*looks down at FNM's lifeless body*

Dude, you have NO IDEA how lucky you are that Sarah lives here.

Originally posted by whitedeerwithnohorns
*Thinks about giveing FNM the kiss of life..........runs off and kisses Sarah instead*

xxxx

mmmmmmmm swoons under the kisses of her love.
*kicks fnm. Yep. he's dead.

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
mmmmmmmm swoons under the kisses of her love.
*kicks fnm. Yep. he's dead.

I just adore a loving woman.

FNM

Originally posted by Faith No More
I just adore a loving woman.

FNM

*after seeing elvendreamgirl kick FNM's corpse, decides to to the same*

BOOT!

Hey, elvendreamgirl, is there anything else to do in this town besides laying the boot to FNM's earthly remains?

*remembers a game when FNM kicked my butt and decides to kick him again*

BOOT!

Originally posted by Decanter
*after seeing elvendreamgirl kick FNM's corpse, decides to to the same*

BOOT!

Hey, elvendreamgirl, is there anything else to do in this town besides laying the boot to FNM's earthly remains?

*remembers a game when FNM kicked my butt and decides to kick him again*

BOOT!

lol
Im gonna have a little talk with god about you... your going straight to hell!

Originally posted by Faith No More
FNM falls and dies. All because of Sarah

I thought I killed you first! No fair! 😛

Originally posted by Remora91
I thought I killed you first! No fair! 😛

FNM, you seem to have a strangely sociopathic effect on women.
Either that, or they've got very underdeveloped flirtation skills.
😉