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Remora91
btch plz.

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Originally posted by Decanter
FNM, buddy...

I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told my dog every day of his life...

"STOP LICKING YOURSELF!"
Sorry FNM. I'll have to agree with Decanter on this one. 😛

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I am in no possible way licking myself. Only a real low-life would be licking himslef. that is absurd!
I am biting myself. I hope you people can see the distinct difference.

*yummmm... tastes like chicken* 😕

Remora91
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Originally posted by Faith No More
I am in no possible way licking myself. Only a real low-life would be licking himslef. that is absurd!
I am biting myself. I hope you people can see the distinct difference.

*yummmm... tastes like chicken* 😕
Yeah.. suuure you are. Hmmm... I knew an animal once that bit himself because he had rabis... uh....

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Well, Im sick of this sarcastic dialog between us...


How about a new village update Sarah?!

Remora91
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Originally posted by Faith No More
Well, Im sick of this sarcastic dialog between us...


How about a new village update Sarah?!
Oh, stop complaining. I'm tired of school, parents, siblings, crappy friends, and mom trying to teach me how to cook (I'm learning how to do a fine arson job). But I keep my mouth shut. 😛

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Originally posted by Remora91
Oh, stop complaining. I'm tired of school, parents, siblings, crappy friends, and mom trying to teach me how to cook (I'm learning how to do a fine arson job). But I keep my mouth shut. 😛
That is because you are younger then a Butterfly and shorter then a toothpick.
I on the other hand can complain about whatever I want, thankyou.

FNM 😉

Remora91
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Originally posted by Faith No More
That is because you are younger then a Butterfly and shorter then a toothpick.

FNM 😉

So what if I'm short? Its not my fault. I got screwed out of the long legs gene in my family. At least I'm smart. And at least I don't lick/bite myself. 😛

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Originally posted by Remora91
So what if I'm short? Its not my fault. I got screwed out of the long legs gene in my family. At least I'm smart. And at least I don't lick/bite myself. 😛
Hey! that was a joke. Really... it was... umm..

Do you know that saying " I am smart" is a sentance a lot of stupid people say?
Just wanted to inform you....

FNM 😕

Remora91
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Originally posted by Faith No More
Hey! that was a joke. Really... it was... umm..

Do you know that saying " I am smart" is a sentance a lot of stupid people say?
Just wanted to inform you....

FNM 😕
This isn't going to evolve into some dumb blonde sterotype is it? And I am smart! The state says the I'm above the average intelligence level for my age. I'm AP! Ask my father!

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Originally posted by Remora91
This isn't going to evolve into some dumb blonde sterotype is it? And I am smart! The state says the I'm above the average intelligence level for my age. I'm AP! Ask my father!
Settle down...

*to FNM* Hyperactivity, for sure...

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The village has been quiet for a while, people getting on with their own lives, quietly uncaring about the world outside. Some have moved away, some new residents have moved in. There's a few now, on the bridge over our little stream, Moldy Crow is playing Pooh Sticks against hopscotch.

Sarah as usual is making cookies in her little bakery and the smell drifts over the peaceful morning air, warm and welcoming. Perhaps she'll give you some to take home.

Since last we visited the village of Redhotpawnia, many things have happened, the high street has seen protests and riots and subsequently two opposing factions have become established, one in Lupus Lane and the other at the far end of town in Woolmarket Place. The RHPLF has meanwhile been fairly quiet, although the occasional leaflet still appears through the villagers' doors. A new picture gallery was commissioned recently and is already very popular although at the moment it is closed for refurbishment. The residents are currently taking part in this year's literary competitions and there was a recent beauty contest, though some debate about the judging proceedure has left doubt over who actually won.

All in all, despite these changes, the sleepy little town is much the same as ever. Sheriff Phlabibit still strolls along the sidewalks checking things over each day and the likes of Darvlay, Hand of Hectate and Starrman can be seen insulting each other jovially in the local pub, whilst the local debating society raises a clamour in the corner as Ivanhoe and Nemesio square up once more.

Lets take a stroll and find out how some of the other residents are doing...

w
Jo

Moving on...

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of course in a little village like this scandal and gossip are rife...
**what on earth goes on in that bakery that requires the constant coming and goings of wucky, nyxie + ang. Is baking cookies all sarah does or could the bakery be a front?
maybe officer dibble or the local pyromaniac/sheriff phlab can shed some light on the matter

(sound Bod music)

M
the Mad

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**basking on a stone in slither lane, enjoying the solar radiation**

Sssss....I'm not doing any thing till I've finished digesting that last sheep...ssssss!

MÅ¥HÅRM

kirksey957
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With White Women

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Tha Brothaz Wit Attitude is in tha garage hard at work trickin up an Escalade fo tha new pope 2B dat we knows is gonna be a brotha.

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*sits in a tree and coos*

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