Originally posted by Faith No MoreYeah.. suuure you are. Hmmm... I knew an animal once that bit himself because he had rabis... uh....
I am in no possible way licking myself. Only a real low-life would be licking himslef. that is absurd!
I am biting myself. I hope you people can see the distinct difference.
*yummmm... tastes like chicken* 😕
Originally posted by Faith No MoreOh, stop complaining. I'm tired of school, parents, siblings, crappy friends, and mom trying to teach me how to cook (I'm learning how to do a fine arson job). But I keep my mouth shut. 😛
Well, Im sick of this sarcastic dialog between us...
How about a new village update Sarah?!
Originally posted by Remora91That is because you are younger then a Butterfly and shorter then a toothpick.
Oh, stop complaining. I'm tired of school, parents, siblings, crappy friends, and mom trying to teach me how to cook (I'm learning how to do a fine arson job). But I keep my mouth shut. 😛
I on the other hand can complain about whatever I want, thankyou.
FNM 😉
Originally posted by Remora91Hey! that was a joke. Really... it was... umm..
So what if I'm short? Its not my fault. I got screwed out of the long legs gene in my family. At least I'm smart. And at least I don't lick/bite myself. 😛
Do you know that saying " I am smart" is a sentance a lot of stupid people say?
Just wanted to inform you....
FNM 😕
Originally posted by Faith No MoreThis isn't going to evolve into some dumb blonde sterotype is it? And I am smart! The state says the I'm above the average intelligence level for my age. I'm AP! Ask my father!
Hey! that was a joke. Really... it was... umm..
Do you know that saying " I am smart" is a sentance a lot of stupid people say?
Just wanted to inform you....
FNM 😕
The village has been quiet for a while, people getting on with their own lives, quietly uncaring about the world outside. Some have moved away, some new residents have moved in. There's a few now, on the bridge over our little stream, Moldy Crow is playing Pooh Sticks against hopscotch.
Sarah as usual is making cookies in her little bakery and the smell drifts over the peaceful morning air, warm and welcoming. Perhaps she'll give you some to take home.
Since last we visited the village of Redhotpawnia, many things have happened, the high street has seen protests and riots and subsequently two opposing factions have become established, one in Lupus Lane and the other at the far end of town in Woolmarket Place. The RHPLF has meanwhile been fairly quiet, although the occasional leaflet still appears through the villagers' doors. A new picture gallery was commissioned recently and is already very popular although at the moment it is closed for refurbishment. The residents are currently taking part in this year's literary competitions and there was a recent beauty contest, though some debate about the judging proceedure has left doubt over who actually won.
All in all, despite these changes, the sleepy little town is much the same as ever. Sheriff Phlabibit still strolls along the sidewalks checking things over each day and the likes of Darvlay, Hand of Hectate and Starrman can be seen insulting each other jovially in the local pub, whilst the local debating society raises a clamour in the corner as Ivanhoe and Nemesio square up once more.
Lets take a stroll and find out how some of the other residents are doing...
of course in a little village like this scandal and gossip are rife...
**what on earth goes on in that bakery that requires the constant coming and goings of wucky, nyxie + ang. Is baking cookies all sarah does or could the bakery be a front?
maybe officer dibble or the local pyromaniac/sheriff phlab can shed some light on the matter
(sound Bod music)