*Finishes unpacking his last box and goes for a walk through the village* Ahh, what a beautiful night in the village. Stars shining, the smell of elvendreamgirl's cookies being baked, streams of beer running down the street from the pub, oh yes, how wonderful it is in redhotpawnia. *Continues to walk down the street with a feeling of achievement* Oh look, there's fred and angie having a pillow fight, and darvlay peeping through the window (some things never change no matter where the rhp community is at 😉). And there shav having a fight with the waste basket, I guess the argument with the street lamp didn't go to well....And here comes revello (revello spits on my shoe), hmm, not suprising. *hears the choir singing in the church* *plugs ears*. *Sits down on a bench and Mr. Russ comes and sits next to me* Hi Mr. Russ, how are you tonight? Alright, there's a business matter we need to clear up however. Oh? Yes, have you paid your village subsciption fee yet? Oh yes sir, I sent in the check yesterday. Alright. *Mr. Russ walks away and sees him go bug darvlay*. *Walks back to his house and has a few sips of cough syrup*
Sorry this got so long, moving in day is always the longest day 😛.
Village Ping-Pong Team Leader~Josh
*sits on a street corner, cursing at by passers that dont give spare change, scavenging for bits of food now and again*
*plays chess made from a cereal box and bottle tops, challenges people, making bets with his earnings from the day, which results in him being broke once again*
*often talking strolls down the local park saying hi to his other homeless friend, where they occasionally go to the pub for drinks, listen to bad humour, watch the pro's school everyone at chess and end up being kicked out at the end of the day for being load and out of control*
*often sneeks by darvleys house to find joint ends in the garden, and elvendreamgirls house to find left over cookies in the trash*
-dom, your local town hobo!
😉
Originally posted by the dominatorDoes that make you the village idiot.
*sits on a street corner, cursing at by passers that dont give spare change, scavenging for bits of food now and again*
*plays chess made from a cereal box and bottle tops, challenges people, making bets with his earnings from the day, which results in him being broke once again*
*often talking strolls down the local park saying hi to his other homel ...[text shortened]... elvendreamgirls house to find left over cookies in the trash*
-dom, your local town hobo!
😉
Originally posted by trawets113Um...if that's what gets your motor running, then tear it up. I might just go with the "pay as you go" thing...but that's just me.
Got it.
PROSTITUTION for drinks.
What do ya reckon.
Ok, it's off to the RHP pub! Everybody come on!
*starts skipping towards the pub*
Originally posted by Shanshu311They've got tables with boards set up so you can play for drinks . Looser buys . So while he's out peddling his ass , I'll play you for next round , Shan .
Um...if that's what gets your motor running, then tear it up. I might just go with the "pay as you go" thing...but that's just me.
Ok, it's off to the RHP pub! Everybody come on!
*starts skipping towards the pub*