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Shanshu311
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*falls off chair laughing because he just gave up his rook to Moldy Crow in his drunken stupor*

td

Local Strip Club

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*wakes up*
(not so drunk)

"oi moldy, lets play sudden death, the loser has to buy all the drinks we consumed, know how to play mate?"

*smells that amazing scent of elven's cookies*

"say, darling may i try one of your famous cookies, i havent eaten for 14 hours,"

murrow
penguinpuffin

finsbury

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*waddles in*

hey, anyone know who lives in the spooky-looking castle on the hill? i heard it was some man who is made out of iron, but that just sounds CRAZY.

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Originally posted by murrow
*waddles in*

hey, anyone know who lives in the spooky-looking castle on the hill? i heard it was some man who is made out of iron, but that just sounds CRAZY.
Yes, IronMan31 presides there. He lives on floor 3, David Tebb on floor 2, and Akizy rules the first floor. I often see them having parties with Northen Lad and bbarr and ThePO and the likes. Must make for some interesting blitz chess games 🙂.

Josh

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Lost at Sea

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Yes, IronMan31 presides there. He lives on floor 3, David Tebb on floor 2, and Akizy rules the first floor. I often see them having parties with Northen Lad and bbarr and ThePO and the likes. Must make for some interesting blitz chess games 🙂.

Josh
Im gonna siege the castle.

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Originally posted by trawets113
Im gonna siege the castle.
Don't try it. I tried that once and was horribly beaten by all the 1800's and 1900's who were hired as guards there.

Shanshu311
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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Don't try it. I tried that once and was horribly beaten by all the 1800's and 1900's who were hired as guards there.
But..what if....(hic).....what if we get 3 of us with 1200's....then we'll have a (hic) 3600 rating! Then we can (takes another drink)....rule the castle!



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Originally posted by Shanshu311
But..what if....(hic).....what if we get 3 of us with 1200's....then we'll have a (hic) 3600 rating! Then we can (takes another drink)....rule the castle!



We could use that muppet bowman as a decoy.

A
Dog Companion

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Wait, there's a pub?! Well, screw this reading a book crap! I'm off to find the pub, then.

Anyone care to join me?
Yep, there's a lovely pub on one side of the village square....it's called The Skewered Mate!

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
But..what if....(hic).....what if we get 3 of us with 1200's....then we'll have a (hic) 3600 rating! Then we can (takes another drink)....rule the castle!



Yes but 3 1900's equal a 5700 so you'd still need organs after atempting a siege. And no, you can't have mine. I am pefectly content watching the disco ball light shine out the window every night and smelling the bread baking in the subway that they installed in the castle.

Moldy Crow
Your Eminence

Scunthorpe

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Yes but 3 1900's equal a 5700 so you'd still need organs after atempting a siege. And no, you can't have mine. I am pefectly content watch the disco ball light shine out the window every night and smelling the baking bread of the subway that they installed in the castle.
Youdon't need organs , you need AN ORGAN . One the size of a Duesenberg , and some brass ones the size of canned hams to go with it .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Youdon't need organs , you need AN ORGAN . One the size of a Duesenberg , and some brass ones the size of canned hams to go with it .
Give me a minute. Im of to find an elephant.

Shanshu311
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*stands up on the bar to get everybody's attention...and then promptly falls off*

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
*stands up on the bar to get everybody's attention...and then promptly falls off*
*While shanshu is as he lays passed out on the floor, me and the others put a dress on over his clothes and puts all kind of makeup on him and takes out his polaroid camera and posts the pictures all over town* *right next to the pictures of darv, moldy crow, about 3 others of shanshu, 1 of each of the members of the former ISBHOD clan*

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Once again it's a nice night in the village. Very quite though, only the noise of bottles shatering in the pub fills the air. I can't hear it from my place but it looks like the top guns are having yet another party, the disco ball's on at least. I have to find a job tomorrow though, all this cough syrup isn't paying for its self.

Josh

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