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Originally posted by Faith No More
So whats my part in the town?

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You are the CHarlie Brown of the town. You are the man who just can't seem to have a happy birthday. People are always beating you up, stealing your money, or feeding you poisonous cookies 😀

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Originally posted by Faith No More
Carefull Orky, you might be spotted eating meat by the almighty VeggieChess Clan! Run for your life or suffer a life full of lectures and puns!

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No worries. The veggie clan members are at their little veggie farm near the river east of town. The are all working hard in the fields making their wonderful veggies grow. They have a littlefruit/veggie shop in the village, where they make all sorts of wonderful veggie chow, including the best smoothies in town, not to mention some killer Indian food, such as sag paneer and nan.

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Originally posted by Aynat
In the middle of the village square is a huge chessboard with these great big pieces...the pawns are at least two feet high.

On one side of the village square is Sarah's Cookery...where you can get really good coffe and every imaginable kind of cookie and sit outside in the sun drinking coffee, eating cookies and playing chess and watching the game in the ...[text shortened]... church instead and pray for a little angelic intervention...in my favor of course.....hmmmmm...
There is opften a sign on the door at Sarah's cookiery: "Gone on an ALex break. Help yourself." 😀

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In the center of the village is Ross Greeen's photography shop, where he takes all the wedding and baby photos for the village.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
You are the CHarlie Brown of the town. You are the man who just can't seem to have a happy birthday. People are always beating you up, stealing your money, or feeding you poisonous cookies 😀
This all happens on my birthday. what am I on the remaining 364 days of the year?

FNM 😀

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Somewhere in a dank corner of a musty basement in the rougher quarter of Redhotpawnia, with a single bulb dangling from the ceiling fixture to provide illumination, there is a cabal of sinister looking fellows intently poring over dog-eared diagrams and chortling to themselves in a manner most foul. Although nobody else would know it, they are the central commitee of the Red Hot Pawn Liberation Front. Their avowed mission is to liberate the poor children and overmoderated serfs of RHP from their cruel online overlords, but as any upstanding pawnstar citizen will tell you, their actual mission is to throw all of RHP into total chaos. Tournaments run amok. Clans shifting hither and yon from page to page in the standings. Timout settings changing higgeldy-piggeldy. Queens moving like knights. Pawns moving in large elliptical spirals. Chaos. Total chaos. Pandemonium reigning over the site like a blind man at an archery contest. But can these malificent fellows be stopped? Is it an inexorable historical dialectic at work? Does the central commitee of the RHPLF really determine the course that fate will follow, or are they nothing but a lot of johny-come-latelies who are merely rubber-stamping the arc of online chess history? When you awake in the morning, groggy and apprehensive from unsettling dreams, and discover that the Freethinker's Clan is not in first place, then you will know the answer to that question in your heart of hearts.

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Originally posted by Faith No More
This all happens on my birthday. what am I on the remaining 364 days of the year?

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You are the town flasher 😀

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
You are the town flasher 😀
whats a town flaher?😠

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
You are the town flasher 😀

He's the guy all the parents in town tell their kids about while sitting around a campfire on a dark stormy night. Images of horror flash across their tiny little faces, marshmallows roasting far too long in the flames.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Somewhere in a dank corner of a musty basement in the rougher quarter of Redhotpawnia, with a single bulb dangling from the ceiling fixture to provide illumination, there is a cabal of sinister looking fellows intently poring over dog-eared diagrams and chortling to themselves in a manner most foul. Although nobody else would know it, they are the central c ...[text shortened]... is not in first place, then you will know the answer to that question in your heart of hearts.
Are you sure they are not the red hot pawn popular people's liberation front? or is it the Peoples' red hot liberation of fronts?

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Are you sure they are not the red hot pawn popular people's liberation front? or is it the Peoples' red hot liberation of fronts?
It probably depends on which one of them you ask, but that IS a good question. Just don't suggest that any of them get a sex change and start calling themselves Loretta.

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Originally posted by rwingett
It probably depends on which one of them you ask, but that IS a good question. Just don't suggest that any of them get a sex change and start calling themselves Loretta.
sorted. btw, did he say 'blessed are the cheese makers?

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
sorted. btw, did he say 'blessed are the cheese makers?
Yes, but it isn't meant to be taken literally. It could refer to any makers of dairy products.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Yes, but it isn't meant to be taken literally. It could refer to any makers of dairy products.
thanks, big nose

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
thanks, big nose
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