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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: What's the main control "thingy" called in a computer?
A: The plug.

Q: Who here would say that they play a better game of darts and pool after taking amphetamine sulfate?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: The plug.

Q: Who here would say that they play a better game of darts and pool after taking amphetamine sulfate?
Q. Any number of out of control, drunken, drug-abusing ne'erdowells who haunt this forum.

A. Can you name all of the countries in the world without referring to a list, map or other reference?

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Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
A. Can you name all of the countries in the world without referring to a list, map or other reference?
A: Depends on what you mean by "other".

Q: Who should open the batting and bowling for a World Cricket XI in a one-off fixture against an Extraterrestrial XI?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: Depends on what you mean by "other".

Q: Who should open the batting and bowling for a World Cricket XI in a one-off fixture against an Extraterrestrial XI?
A: E.T., who switched sides.

Q: Was Jon Stewart as good as they say?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Was Jon Stewart as good as they say?
A: It depends on which Jon Stewart you mean?

Q: Which Jon Stewarts are as good as they say in each case?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: It depends on which Jon Stewart you mean?

Q: Which Jon Stewarts are as good as they say in each case?
A: The Bobblehead one in a two four of Michelob.

Q: Why do some Scottish men not wear underwear under their kilts?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: The Bobblehead one in a two four of Michelob.

Q: Why do some Scottish men not wear underwear under their kilts?
A) Because Robbie Carrobie has past a law that only Scotsmen that live in odd numbered houses can wear underpants

B) Would you eat it whole or would you spit that bit out

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Originally posted by redbadger
A) Because Robbie Carrobie has past a law that only Scotsmen that live in odd numbered houses can wear underpants

B) Would you eat it whole or would you spit that bit out
A: Any man worth his salt would, obviously, do the former.

Q: What it?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Any man worth his salt would, obviously, do the former.

Q: What it?
A. IT is everywhere man.

Q. Why don't we use "tetragon" any more?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
A. IT is everywhere man.

Q. Why don't we use "tetragon" any more?
A: Because we call it a square.

Q: What is the most beautiful 3D geometric shape?

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
A: Because we call it a square.

Q: What is the most beautiful 3D geometric shape?
A. The sphere.
Q. Squid?

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Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
A. The sphere.
Q. Squid?
A: Delectable..fried..

Q: Why are some people better "listeners" than others?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Delectable..fried..

Q: Why are some people better "listeners" than others?
A. They have a larger number of ears.
Q. How many sides to a story?

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Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
A. They have a larger number of ears.
Q. How many sides to a story?
A: Depends on the number of ells.
Q: Have you ever been strip searched?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Depends on the number of ells.
Q: Have you ever been strip searched?
A: No
Q: Is Carlsen at his best better than Kasparov at his best?

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