To: The citizens of the United States of Americ...

rhb

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18 Jan 08

Iron Monkey

Primal Primate

holiest of holies

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18 Jan 08

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Talk's cheap. Let us know when you've actually done something impressive instead of predicted it.

You'll be the very first to know, we promise.

catfoodtim

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18 Jan 08

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shavixmir

Lord

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18 Jan 08

Originally posted by tomtom232
You have no clue what you are talking about...the war was half lost for you guys before us "johnny-come-latelies" got there.

I do, however, remember the then president of the United States, after Churchill begged for help, saying: "Good luck to ya's. We wish you all the best."

Which is exactly what that idiot Blair should have repeated on the Iraq issue.

Dr Strangelove

Joined: 22 Aug 05
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18 Jan 08

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At last!

Thank gawd someone pointed out that this was a joke.

rhb

Ginger Scum

Paranoia

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Moves: 15902

18 Jan 08

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Originally posted by Mimor
You guys realize that I just C&P'd from probably the same place rhb got the original, right? I didn't actually write this.

You probably got the response from a UK based running club website?

Big up JC for the original, nice reply though - made me chuckle as I'd not seen it until now.

P.s. Don't knock warm beer though, it's great!

rhb

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Paranoia

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18 Jan 08

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
Dear citizens of the USA and the UK,

We, the citizens of the mighty People's Republic of China, would like to remind you that we number in excess of 1.2 billion people - more than your puny countries put together, our economy will soon be the largest in the world, America is in debt to us to the tune of trillions of US dollars, and it won't be long be ...[text shortened]... ep your junk American food - our Chinese cuisine is tastier, more refined, and more healthful.

Spot on.

duecer

anybody seen my

underpants??

Joined: 01 Sep 06
Moves: 56453

18 Jan 08

Originally posted by rhb
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P.s. Don't knock warm beer though, it's great![/b]

I'll let you have mine as soon as I'm done with it😛

SnowDog

Joined: 07 Sep 07
Moves: 286

18 Jan 08

sah-WEET. I'm all about Black Adder and Monty Python reruns. Hey, can ya'll make socc . . . uh. . .er. . . football the national sport here too? It'd be cool if MLS and the Premiership linked up, watchin' Man Utd and Chivas USA go at it would be SWEET!

SnowDog

Joined: 07 Sep 07
Moves: 286

18 Jan 08

We gotta keep the NHL though. I gots ta have my hockey man.

lolaink

I don't think so...

look behind you

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18 Jan 08

The post that was quoted here has been removed

I found it very amusing- kudos...😀😀😀

Mimor

Joined: 10 Apr 06
Moves: 19564

18 Jan 08

Originally posted by rhb
You probably got the response from a UK based running club website?

Big up JC for the original, nice reply though - made me chuckle as I'd not seen it until now.

P.s. Don't knock warm beer though, it's great!

Mine was from a US-based running club site, so I guess not. 😉

HandyAndy

Read a book!

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Moves: 18677

18 Jan 08

2 edits

Originally posted by rhb

What more is there to say?

tomtom232

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18 Jan 08

Originally posted by HandyAndy

😠

HandyAndy

Read a book!

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18 Jan 08

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Originally posted by rhb
In light of your failure...

We'd like to return some of the superfluous u's left over from favor, neighbor, humor, honor, color, etc.

[WORD TOO LONG]

You know where to put them. 😉

Edit: It was a long string of u's.. or as we say in Brooklyn, youse.

eddiedean

Joined: 23 Mar 06
Moves: 17063

18 Jan 08

Originally posted by rhb
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy) ...[text shortened]... berries in season.

God save the Queen. Only He can.

John Cleese

What about my Toyota Land Cruiser? Can I keep it?