To: The citizens of the United States of Americ...

Hello

look at the left of your screen please 🙂

Originally posted by tomtom232
Hello

look at the left of your screen please 🙂

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by rhb
9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) -- roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Very funny. But since when is French cooking better than any other form of cooking, and when did they cross back from the devil spawn side of the line (well, the people aren't 'evil' I guess, but they seem annoying)?

Freedom Fries!

Originally posted by shavixmir
I think you'll find the current, correct, term for chips is: "The French were right all along fries."

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Didn't 'French Fries' start in Belgium?

Originally posted by shavixmir
John Cleese was a prophet!

And in regard to the original post, sourced from an internal company gossip page in mid-2000 and spread round the world by an American newsgroup, it must have inspired the Americans to vote in George W. Bush. 😀

Dear citizens of the USA and the UK,

We, the citizens of the mighty People's Republic of China, would like to remind you that we number in excess of 1.2 billion people - more than your puny countries put together, our economy will soon be the largest in the world, America is in debt to us to the tune of trillions of US dollars, and it won't be long before our newfound economic power will be translated into a military power such as the world has never seen. The 20th century was the American century; the 21st shall be the Chinese. Soon, you will be working 14-hour-days making cheap plastic toys for our kids. And you can keep your junk American food - our Chinese cuisine is tastier, more refined, and more healthful.

Originally posted by duecer
well at least he was able to write it in English instead of German.

I'm starting to wonder if saving their ass' in the big one was worth the investment😛

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
Soon, you will be working 14-hour-days making cheap plastic toys for our kids. And you can keep your junk American food - our Chinese cuisine is tastier, more refined, and more healthful.

Originally posted by rhb
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy) ...[text shortened]... berries in season.

God save the Queen. Only He can.

John Cleese

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
Dear citizens of the USA and the UK,

We, the citizens of the mighty People's Republic of China, would like to remind you that we number in excess of 1.2 billion people - more than your puny countries put together, our economy will soon be the largest in the world, America is in debt to us to the tune of trillions of US dollars, and it won't be long be ...[text shortened]... ep your junk American food - our Chinese cuisine is tastier, more refined, and more healthful.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Good lord, not that myth again. If anyone saved anyone's arse, the Russians did. You Yankees were Johnny-come-latelies, entering the war when it was already half won.

Richard