06 Jan 19
@drewnogal said1) my exes (well except my last...we "get along, so only my 1st two)
1. Washing the car!
My car is just a thing to get me from A-B. Washed it twice last year thus the need to get the sills resprayed due to rust. It’s impossible to hoover up the leaf debris from the black carpet and contort my body to get the dust out of awkward spots.
2. Food Shopping - So time consuming with having to unpack everything on return home where other jobs awa ...[text shortened]... re a holiday - The final hour before leaving home is the worst, I’ve hardly slept and feel horrible.
2) death
3) dentist
and yes, in that order. 🙂
@suzianne saidno 3 )I have a sister (younger) who would rule my life/ my missus is really easy going.
1. e4
2. speeding tickets
3. gits who always try to tell me what I "should" do
06 Jan 19
@hand-of-hecate said1) After the age of 30 never trust a fart and never push.
1) Number one is unquestionably to avoid crapping my pants.
2) Number two is zipping my wiener up in my fly.
3) Number three is procrastination.
2) Cheap movie reference.
3) I'll get back to you on this one.
@mudfinger saidIs your number 2 referencing cigars, pipes and cigars?
1) Screaming kids in restaurants, airplanes etc...
2) Smokers
3) Snakes
06 Jan 19
@great-big-stees saidHedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Is your number 2 referencing cigars, pipes and cigars?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
You must like cigars.
07 Jan 19
@moonbus saidThat was mean and uncalled for...
@drewnogal
1. Smarta$$es
2. Smartasse$
3. $martAsse$
-VR
07 Jan 19
@very-rusty saidCurious sir how you assume he was talking about you.
That was mean and uncalled for...
-VR
😆