08 Jan 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidEstate agents, ... Rusty, ok, I see that.
1. Vets.
2. Estate Agents.
3. Rusty.
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What have you got against veterans??
@ghost-of-a-duke saidAh, … that sort of "vet." Which reminds me of a joke. Completely off-topic, but here goes.
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Veterinary Surgeon sir!!!
You're always full of mischief on a Tuesday...
A vicar notices a boy studying the memorial plates to the fallen hanging in the vestry. Row upon row of names and dates: John Smith 1915 aged 53, Henry Johnson 1916 aged 37, etc. Sometimes even fathers and sons: Charles Jones 1917 aged 45, Charles Jones Jr. 1917 aged 18, and so on.
"Father?" the boy asked, reverently, "Who were these people?"
"My son," the vicar replied, "those are the people who died in the service."
The boy burst into tears.
Deeply moved by the boy's compassion, the vicar asked, "My son, what troubles you so?"
The boy replied, "Gosh, were the sermons that bad then?"
PS 3 hours 39 minutes to go till Wednesday.
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08 Jan 19
@moonbus saidYou have a little bit too much swagger on a Wednesday.
Ah, … that sort of "vet." Which reminds me of a joke. Completely off-topic, but here goes.
A vicar notices a boy studying the memorial plates to the fallen hanging in the vestry. Row upon row of names and dates: John Smith 1915 aged 53, Henry Johnson 1916 aged 37, etc. Sometimes even fathers and sons: Charles Jones 1917 aged 45, Charles Jones Jr. 1917 aged 18, and so on.
...[text shortened]... ed, "Gosh, were the sermons that bad then?"
PS 3 hours 39 minutes to go till Wednesday.
On Thursdays however, I find you really quite tolerable.
08 Jan 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI would adore to drop by on Thursday for cucumber sandwiches, but, you see, my dear friend in the country, Bunbury, has taken ill again, I'm afraid ...
You have a little bit too much swagger on a Wednesday.
On Thursdays however, I find you really quite tolerable.